myspace lizard

A girl/guy that jumps from myspace to myspace trying to get girls/guys to be there friends

I dont know this Myspace lizard that is trying to add me.

by Mibo September 19, 2006

toasty lizards

Toasty lizards is like the jam to every croissant. They are top of the line creatures no doubt. They make the likes of Motus, Storror, Farang, and other second hand groups look like a bunch of salamanders or other lower tier reptilian species. If you've ever seen a toasty lizard you probably understand their immense godlike power, and know that they should be feared.

fuck dude, did you hear about those toasty lizards?

Ya i heard they cured cancer... for the third time this week!

by toasty spirit March 8, 2021

Lizard press

A lizard press is to, press your penis against a window preferably a car window to give the affect of a squashed lizard

Hey I just lizard pressed Clarkie as he was waiting at the lights

by UncleNinz December 12, 2018

Ben the lizard

An extremely cute lizard whom is world wide famous for wearing hats and hating his owner

Have you seen Ben the lizards newest video?!

by Onesexiboi January 16, 2019

dock lizard

Middle age to older women/cougars that hang out on the water front looking for men with boats. Almost always drunk.

Hey lets pull the boat up to the marina and pick up some dock lizards! Maybe we can all get laid!

by Hotrod_parts_guy March 19, 2014

Linktree Lizard

A Linktree Lizard is a person that posts provocative content on social media (e.g. thirst traps) to drive traffic to an account containing a linktree, beacons, or personal website link set that likely leads to an OnlyFans account.

Tyler: Have you seen all this ass shaking on TikTok lately?
Jeremy: Yea, it's full of linktree lizards.
Tyler: You're right... I'm still saving all of these videos, though.

by High When I Wrote This May 23, 2022

lizard bag

When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.

To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!

Yo I fucked your mama and it was a total lizard bag in there.

That girls twat is a damn lizard bag

by zack15 September 22, 2010