Kitchen Handshake

Bumping elbow against elbow

Kitchen hand 1: hey! how are you today?(approaching for handshake)
Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!

by xaib December 13, 2014

Kitchen Dreams

Parody of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares

"tonight on fox, kitchen dreams"

by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020

Obama is in the kitchen

This means a cop is nearby, but he is a "cool" cop.

Greg: Ayo wanna light up?
Mike: Bro there's a cop nearby.
Greg: Homie, Obama is in the kitchen.
Mike: Bet.

by DefinitionRobert September 17, 2021

bitchin' in the kitchen

Delicious food which has been prepared in a kitchen.
Apples for example are not bitchin' in the kitchen because they were not prepared. Cake can be bitchin' in the kitchen.

Andy: Dude this cake is bitchin' in the kitchen. It's delicious.
Bob: Thank you, I prepared it myself

by youdafoo92 May 4, 2010

Kitchen-raiding

The act of, upon being hungry while at someone's house, searching their kitchen for food while they're busy doing something. This is usually done without the person knowing about the act until it has been carried out (i.e. not until you've started eating their food).

While everyone was getting fucked up at Justin's house, Tom used his kitchen-raiding skills to gather pizza from Justin's fridge without him knowing about it.

by SJS 3 October 28, 2008

Kitchen Snickie

Taking a shit in the kitchen during a party

Jan's dog took a huge kitchen snickie at her party

by Janbi and Dog September 22, 2009

kitchen dick

Going limp when you are trying to screw because you are too hungry

Man, I was bangin' this chick, but I got kitchen dick and had to eat a sandwhich before I could finish her off.

by Birdjive January 3, 2009