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Kent Ryan

Kent Ryan is the person who is unique. There is only a few of them on Earth. If you happen to be a Kent Ryan then you are extremely lucky. People are lucky to have a Kent Ryan by their side.
I have always wanted to be with a Kent Ryan
by NotKentRyan May 30, 2022
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Kent

A county in South East England that has its origins in the once powerful and pioneering Anglo-Saxon kingdom of Cantwara. It often has the reputation of being the 'Garden of England' but in reality is full of chavs and gypsies inhabiting overgrown, filthy and soulless towns and villages in the west and on the coast, and rich retirees originally from the posher parts of London inhabiting golf course towns like Tenterden in the interior. The countryside is boring, the towns are either shitholes or boring golf course towns, and the people are horrible. The older generation are miserable tory voters, the middle aged men are all pissheads who go to wetherspoons at 10am for their 8 pints of carling, the young men are psychotic nutters who stab anyone who looks at them the wrong way, the youth deals drugs to make money because of the complete lack of opportunity, the posh upper-middle class ex-Londoners own everything, give all the jobs to their other ex-Londoner mates and talk about how 'beautiful' the Kent countryside is despite not being indigenous and not having a fucking clue about how much they're ruining the lives of the indigenous, and the women are all fake-eyelashed, fake-tanned, overly-dolled up, sluttily-dressed bimbos. There are more 'Essex girls' in Kent than there are in Essex. The amount of teenage girls who dress like whores and wear cheap fake tan is terrifying. If you don't want to be killed by chavs or pikeys, or horrified by the amount of bimbos, don't come here.
Person 1: Listen mate I'm going to Kent next weekend
Person 2: Why the fuck are you going there? You'll get killed by some angry chavs! Don't go there if you value your life!
by Cryoraptor June 24, 2022
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Kent

If he's Asian then your in for a display of amzingness, he spends most of his life studying the fine arts of danketry, he is half dinosaur with his amazing roars and can never be out memed, if you bought him a T-Rex costume the only difference you would be able to make out is he is yellow. Other than that he is probably the funniest Asian in ur school. Oh and when he roars to ur face its a mating call
Person:That Kent been roaring at me for five weeks

Person2:he loves you
Person:but I'm a guy 0-0
by Jevitoofresh January 3, 2018
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A former unit of measurement, also known as a Twaite. It is unsure what the exact equivalent is but it is thought to approximately 2.3 rugby props
by Gorrich September 11, 2019
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Kent

A city in northeast Ohio home to Kent State University, Kent Roosevelt High School, and approximately 30,000 residents. It is both considered a suburb of Akron and Cleveland.
I have lived in Kent all my life.
by AnAmericanSoccerBoi February 13, 2021
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Salah satu orang yang tidak terpikiran akan bertemu, dan dia sangatlah mengagumkan, dan sangat berharap dapat bertemu kembali,dan berteman baik
by Youroldfriends March 16, 2018
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Kent Johns

A unit of measurement representing the amount of pride Westlake Boys High School has for it's favourite son, the boy who did good, and the one who yearns for a long grey sock and garter every now and again.
Words can't describe how proud I am of their efforts... I guess you could say I'm Kent Johns.
by HairyChimp January 14, 2018
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