Northern Kent

Another way of saying Morecambe as it has a lot of similarities to Kent if it was in the North

(Person 1): Remember when Northern Kent had a Polo Tower and a Pier?
(Person 2): Oh shit yea, god Northern Kent is such a shit hole

by UrbanLad9988 November 24, 2020

Kent

A county in South East England that has its origins in the once powerful and pioneering Anglo-Saxon kingdom of Cantwara. It often has the reputation of being the 'Garden of England' but in reality is full of chavs and gypsies inhabiting overgrown, filthy and soulless towns and villages in the west and on the coast, and rich retirees originally from the posher parts of London inhabiting golf course towns like Tenterden in the interior. The countryside is boring, the towns are either shitholes or boring golf course towns, and the people are horrible. The older generation are miserable tory voters, the middle aged men are all pissheads who go to wetherspoons at 10am for their 8 pints of carling, the young men are psychotic nutters who stab anyone who looks at them the wrong way, the youth deals drugs to make money because of the complete lack of opportunity, the posh upper-middle class ex-Londoners own everything, give all the jobs to their other ex-Londoner mates and talk about how 'beautiful' the Kent countryside is despite not being indigenous and not having a fucking clue about how much they're ruining the lives of the indigenous, and the women are all fake-eyelashed, fake-tanned, overly-dolled up, sluttily-dressed bimbos. There are more 'Essex girls' in Kent than there are in Essex. The amount of teenage girls who dress like whores and wear cheap fake tan is terrifying. If you don't want to be killed by chavs or pikeys, or horrified by the amount of bimbos, don't come here.

Person 1: Listen mate I'm going to Kent next weekend
Person 2: Why the fuck are you going there? You'll get killed by some angry chavs! Don't go there if you value your life!

by Cryoraptor June 24, 2022

Kent Ryan

Kent Ryan is the person who is unique. There is only a few of them on Earth. If you happen to be a Kent Ryan then you are extremely lucky. People are lucky to have a Kent Ryan by their side.

I have always wanted to be with a Kent Ryan

by NotKentRyan May 30, 2022

Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).

Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"

by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025

Kent

monkey, creature, black, gay.
A person no one likes.

You are such a Kent.

by oreoin June 8, 2018

KENT

A very handsome kid. Smart, intelligent funny, and super handsome. He can be mean at times but he is really crazy!

Kent is so handsome.

by Kenhip September 17, 2018

Kent Set

A term for repeating a word or phrase someone has just said.

"Did you see that? What an idiot!"
"Haha, idiot!"
"Way to kent set!"

by nipplecheese September 9, 2015