by _ hijack _ April 7, 2024
Get the Cosmic Krunkedmug. 1. TO ditch ones prom date and annoy her to the fact that she makes out with the Jump off And STokes
2. To fuck up at KMK
2. To fuck up at KMK
Damn Krunkes really did that in Sauget
Damn CHristine sucks good thing Krunkes ditched her the entire weekend at prom
Damn CHristine sucks good thing Krunkes ditched her the entire weekend at prom
by Vide and JOHn July 7, 2004
Get the Krunkesmug. by boinextdoor69 June 10, 2020
Get the krunkedmug. A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.
Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.
Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple
Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.
Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple
Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
Get the Krunk Funglermug. A Fungler is a person who masturbates using mushrooms. This can including hollowing out the stem of one of the bigger types of mushrooms and thrusting one's cock in it, or various other methods.
Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.
There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.
1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.
2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.
These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.
There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.
1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.
2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.
These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Philbert: Hey is Ethan coming to Longhorn Steakhouse with us tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
Get the Krunk Funglermug. Dude I was so Krunked last night i started singing my own theme song and making spinach puffs for Kuzco
by Handsome.pete November 8, 2019
Get the krunkedmug. Krunking is when a person shoots a thick, creamy paste. The only way to get the gooey paste off is by going to doge land river and washing it off
Me and the boys where krunking on this doge
by Pizza0967 November 26, 2021
Get the Krunkingmug.