Jesse

Jesse is someone in his late 20s who is very childish and thinks he knows literally everything, plus he makes outrageous story's up like sticking his arm in a deep fryer or how he makes the best chilli

- dude I just flew on a pterodactyl's back across eygpt

- your such a Jesse

by RoyRogersMcfreely February 24, 2016

Jesse

He’s an ass hole

Why’d you rage quit Jesse.

by Fag 123 February 24, 2019

Jesse

a fat big pig that will eat everything

jesse is a very fat pig

by voicetrollz September 24, 2019

jesse

a total jackass that doesnt deserve attention from any girl because he is a player.

omg my boyfriend is being a such a total jesse

by ihateyou123456 August 29, 2010

Jesse

A literal cunt of a guy. A cocky, inconsiderate asshole who believes he is more entitled in comparison to those around him. Typically sporty and rude.

Person 1: Jesse is a cunt
Person 2: Agreed.

by dakootsisbetterthanme February 27, 2018

jesse

keeps other peoples hands warm with his hair ;)
silly colour blind ranga, love you jesse :D

lol jks sophie does

mmm bali

"random: my hands are cold...."
"jesse: dont worry ill help! touch my head"
"mmm bali"

by mmmbali November 29, 2011

Jesse

A very clingy boy who has an overly disgusting swagger and is excessively sensitive. He can't usually take a hint and will possibly be the creepiest person you will ever meet. Usually people enjoy running away (sprinting) or just flat out ignoring his disturbing ways.

Girl1: Oh my gosh, Jesse's coming!

Girl2: Oh jeeze, we gotta go NOW.

Jesse: heeeeey babygirls, you girls are making me extremely horny.

by clingfrees October 07, 2009