A guy who is a total boss. He has the illest ride on the street. The sexiest body of all the posers around him. And all the girls flock to him and want to be on his dick. This is the man every other guy wants to be but they never can be.
Guy 1: "Did you see those two hot chicks all over me at the party yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Heck yeah, you looked like a total Jesse!"
Guy 2: "Heck yeah, you looked like a total Jesse!"
by Not A Guy Named Jesse August 5, 2012
Get the Jessemug. Hes a Sweet senstive boy that is weird and cringey. He’s Hot Cute sexy and he will cuss in whispers FEAR ME HES M-I-N-E
by NuggetBean November 10, 2019
Get the Jessemug. by Ommigod December 1, 2019
Get the A Jessmug. that boy is a jesse
by jesseawesomeness June 2, 2015
Get the Jessemug. Jesse means "the gift" and he is a gift for anyone that is lucky enough to know him. Jesse has eyes that are like windows to his soul and lips that smile in a way that will make you have to catch your breath. His intelligence and humour go perfectly with his ability to make you feel like you are the only person in the world. He's a romantic and will steal your heart everyone loves Jesse and how could they not he's artistic, creative and perfectly loyal and honest. His bad ass side only makes him more irresistible. If you are lucky enough to be near a Jesse enjoy him and treat him well he will be forever part of you and if you are lucky enough to love him don't ever let him forget it and never ever let him go.
by Treen18 June 26, 2017
Get the Jessemug. 1. a raging homosexual who enjoys winter sports
2. a slang term for a boy born with only one testicle
2. a slang term for a boy born with only one testicle
1."you hear about johns bad crash on the slopes?"
"Yeah I heard they found out hes a Jesse."
2."Mr. and Mrs shively, your son unfortunately was born as a Jesse.
"Yeah I heard they found out hes a Jesse."
2."Mr. and Mrs shively, your son unfortunately was born as a Jesse.
by Jesse's father May 8, 2018
Get the Jessemug. A Jess is a girl you don’t pay attention to but if you really get to know her, she’ll be the love of your life forever. If you find a Jess, don’t lose her, lose yourself in her
by J cully J December 2, 2018
Get the JESSmug.