closing the jar

Pushing down ones penis to make an erection go away.

Billy was closing the jar before his mom walked in on him.

by ER drug April 16, 2017

The Jones’ Jar

The Jones’ Jar is a jar in which every year a participant is selected to queef inside a jar, this process is repeated until the Master is satisfied with the aroma of the jar. Once the Master is fulfilled he puts the jar under his pillow on Christmas Eve and reviews his participants faces. On Christmas Day at 00:01 he lines up the photos, closes the windows and opens the jar and is infused with the reviving stench of the queefs. The Jones’ Jar is said to revive and desires anyone to use the Process; however you need to be born in heir to the possession of a Jones’ family member.

“Oi, queef in The Jones’ Jar love...”

by JoannesToe December 21, 2020

Nice Jar

Minh's Jar

Ayo Minh, Nice Jar!

by Tofee January 23, 2021

jar jar bing bang

a giant dookie in the toilette!!

i just left a huge jar jar bing bang.

by calen April 28, 2005

Balls in a Jar

to be completely and utterly whipped by the female girlfriend.

Spencer, are your balls in a jar on your girlfriends desk? Why don't you get them out and chug that there beer.

by Cac2490 August 5, 2012

slop jar

A bedside chamber pot.

Takeshia turned over the slop jar when she jumped out of bed this morning.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

jizz jar

Sex partner on the receiving end. Usually used to mean a girlfriend or wife.

May have originated in the comic book "Hate," or may have originated earlier.

See also: SR (Sperm Receptacle)

"Oh, so you're my brother's new jizz jar, then?"

by andychrist December 17, 2004