Jammy Monkey

Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.

“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey”

by Dirk shufflebum February 7, 2024

Jammy Police

A group of police ran by Jammy Boye. They find anyone using non-pg family friendly terms and give them the ban hammer

Me: uses non pg family friendly joke
Jammy Police: NEE NAW NEE NAW BANNED XD LMAO GOTEM

by krispturtle September 7, 2018

jammy croissant

When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.

'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'

by Aj2905 September 1, 2014

Jammy Bop

Another way to say you're going to go masturbate.

Sorry I can't come out onight I'm gonna have a jammy bop.

by Wafflepantz May 1, 2022

Jammy

a jammy jar of jam;jam

jammy is jam

by AlbertEinsteinJr September 17, 2020

Jammied

a verb for putting on pajamas

I'm getting jammied for movie night.
or
I'm getting jammied for bed.

by cookies1234567890 January 1, 2012

jammy buggar

British slag for lucky bastard or a really yummy dinning place with a chef who creates new menus on a wimb, the brew served is delectable and not just in a blue moon kind of way (also serves 40oz in brown paper bags) and the best part of all, he always has a table reserved for TheBig Lebowski, his duder, el duderino, or as I like to say “the dude him self”

But I’m just another dude looking for my other rug ….. ya feel me.

He got the last bit of toast, that jammy buggar.

by Macknlacking October 19, 2023