Jammi

Blaming others and/or fabricating a lesson learnt as a way to either save face or cover up woeful strategy, tactics or messing up.

"The plan isn't working, you're using the wrong tools"
"If Mavis had listened we'd have done it. Anyway I got the data and know how it will be better next time"
"Stop pulling a fucking Jammi!"

by Henry G Darren September 8, 2023

Jammie dodger

When you're avoiding having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle.

Friend 1: "Hey bro you fucked your girlfriend recently?"

Friend 2: "Nah man I'm a jammie dodger at the moment cause she's on her period"

by Jessticles Jr. May 29, 2022

Jammies

Pajamas

I'll get in my jammies and watch Netflix all night

by Polyx October 1, 2020

Jammy

a jar of jam;A very jammy jar of jam

Jammy is jam

by AlbertEinsteinJr September 17, 2020

Jammy

a tall, skinny faggot

jammy is a fag

by ihateniggersssandcoonsssss May 1, 2023

jammy dabs

Jammy dabs eg jammy dodgers refers to menstruation. Describing the beige ring with red centre in Scottish slang

Friends a: you getting lucky with the Mrs tonight?

Friend b: no chance of that, she’s got her jammy dabs

by Lolorae March 20, 2023

Jammy tot

A processed candy like a telly tot but made with jam mostly eaten in Sheffield and outher places in Britain. One brand selling theses is Tesco

Pass the jammy tot

by Jellytotjoe January 19, 2021