Did I ask

An already dead question asked by entitled knobs who think you need their permission for you to join a conversation. Also the cause of the depressed quiet kids who can't talk at all. Crazier when they ask why they're so fucking quiet.

'Did I ask for you to be so entitled to think you're the only one who's allowed to say something? I don't need your permission to speak you fuck.'

by whoopsigotanexistentialcrisis! May 18, 2023

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.

by awdsa dwasdqwadasfe rfrskil;;; May 2, 2023

did i asked

when a people says something then someone replys with "did i asked" or "did i ask"...

Human 1: i have a dog in my house
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker

by Makayu February 7, 2022

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

What the fuck did I just watch?

If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"

example:

Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*

Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*

by fuckingweirdshit January 4, 2025

i did exactly as you said pop

Say this to a hamilton fan to make them cry. Or you can say "Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina"
*sniffs* there go the tears...

Friend wants to make me cry for some reason
Friend: I did exactly as you said pop
Me: bursts into tears

by a random hamilton fan January 23, 2020

I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun

I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun

I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025