homework

An excuse to get your girlfriend over for a quicky.

Can you come over and help me do my homework?

by Brian April 30, 2004

homejog

to be the jog or close friend of a homie

what is up homejogs?

by James Serkland January 6, 2005

Homework Sick

That feeling you get when you think you have homework due soon but you're really on summer break/a long break. You sometimes get homework sick usually after finals and are off to winter/summer break.

Person 1: "Dude I can't hang out today..I have to study."

Person 2: "It's summer, there's no school, what do you have to study?"

Person 1: "Holy crap I forgot, I must be really Homework Sick."

by Feely7 June 13, 2010

hometown electrician

While ramming your flesh dagger into a girl's cervix, unsuspectedly insert any metal kitchen utensil (fork, spoon, knife etc.) into a nearby power outlet. This is sure to be a rather shocking sexual encounter for any average couple.

"Hey honey, want to try the hometown electrician?"
"What's that?"
*Zap*

by crazy nucker April 22, 2010

Homecoming hangover

When the day after homecoming, a person feels hungover. With or without the use of alcohol.

Mom: Wow, waking up at 2 pm?
Son/daughter: Yeah, sorry I was sleeping off my homecoming hangover.

by crazychico November 14, 2012

Homeboy betting

Homeboy betting (as defined by Shaquille O’Neal on Inside the NBA on TNT) is betting whether or not a team will win, without the use of a point spread system. (I.e. Betting on the warriors to win outright and not mentioning by how many points or the +6 or -6 is enough to win the bet.)

“Hey Kenny, I have a question. Warriors +6 Rockets -6, what’s all that mean; like, whatever happened to homeboy betting?” -Shaq

“That’s not how Vegas make they’re money.” Charles Barkley

by iSuckAtGamesYo May 6, 2019

homeostupidius

A person that is so impossible to co-exist with that no combination of words can properly describe how stupid/annoying they are.

"Holy shit Devon is such a homeostupidius, he just spent 15 minutes arguing with me saying the earth is flat and wouldn't even let me finish my sentence"

"Dang he really is a homeostupidius"

by Not-a-homeostupidius September 2, 2021