by Nickel back November 21, 2019
Get the Hoganmug. A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.
How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.
by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025
Get the Oatmeal Hoganmug. When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like the have big hands like Andre The Giant.
by Coop Dupe April 12, 2022
Get the Hulk Hogan text bustermug. When you flash someone in a normal situation in public some type of porn on a mobile device unbeknownst to them.
You are in a bar and walk up to a stranger with some pregger porn on your mobile phone and say, "Hey, look at this".
"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"
"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"
by TotalLoser December 2, 2011
Get the Sloppy Hoganmug. 

