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hippopotomonstrosesqippedaliophobia 

Having hippopotomonstrosesqippedaliophobia means You have a fear of long words.
Jake: Hey remember when Mary Poppins said "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" in her song?

Emily : STOP DON'T SAY THAT WORD!!

Jake: Why? Do you have Hippopotomonstrosesqippedaliophobia?

Emily: YES!! NOW STOP SAYING THOSE WORDS!!!

Hippopotomonstrosesequippedaliaphobia

The longest name for a phobia. Hippopotomonstrosesequippedaliaphobia is the fear of long words -makes sense
Sir, if you don't process the next word, you have Hippopotomonstrosesequippedaliaphobia.

Hippopotamus 

Dry Mouth, esp. when caused by smoking a fat J.
Yo man, can we stop for some OJ? I got some serious hippopotamus.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Fear of long words. if u say this ur a nerd11!!! 🤓
He was scared from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis because he had Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

hippopotomonstroseoquippepedalophobia 

A person who is afraid of long words.
Hello mr vesitasolentokone!
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hippopotamus 

An over sized dinosaur-like pig creature. Hippopotami live in African rivers, but also frequent the lush woodlands of Africa. They have a rough, tough outer skin layer that some say resembles the scales of a reptile and many rows of sharp, pointy teeth that they use to eviscerate each other for exclusive rights to rough, rowdy Hippo sex.

Their primary contribution to the environment is taking shits in the river, but the natives of Africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly fuckers basically redundant and useless.
Yo watch out for that badass Hippopotamus, he'll eviscerate you.

I'm not too worried, it's just a fat pig, it can't catch me.
hippopotamus by Megaloman March 10, 2008