Harry Potter 

1) A boy with a scar on his head that makes him something that no one should worship.
2) A boy with a scar on his head that makes him go insane with pain.
3) A boy with a scar on his head that told everyone he was a freak. He goes to Hogwars, how freakier can you get?
4) Something that Chris Columbus ruined totally.
5) A creation of J.K. Rowling.

Harry Potter is such a media-whore craze.

Harry Potter by scientificprogessgoesboink August 9, 2003

Harry Potter 

A book series that is made of win.

Often compared to Twilight or Lord of the Rings, despite being both infinitely better and mostly unrelated to the two.

Illiterate non-Harry Potter fan*: Oh my god, Harry Potter is a rip off of Lord of the Rings, and Twilight is way better!
Reasonable person: You are not intelligent, my friend.

*note: this doesn't mean that people who don't like Harry Potter are illiterate, just that people who compare it to Lord of the Rings and Twilight are.

Harry Potter by kaiaman November 29, 2009

Harry Potter 

The most wonderful movies and books ever written. They are not to be compared to Narnia, Twilight, or Lord of the Rings. It surpasses all other literature. It's quite common to be an inside joke. The symbol is a lightning bolt, not to be confused with Lady Gaga. Harry Potter is my life.

Why are you still reading this? Go read Harry Potter.

Harry Potter by harrypotterslover April 19, 2010

Harry Potter 

A very dull series of books written by J K Rowling. Mostly plaigarised, stealing ideas from various sources such as Lord of the Rings and Bedknobs and Broomsticks, of all places. Follows the fate of Harry Potter and his journey through Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The kind of books to read when you're on a plane and have nothing better to do besides gnawing off your own arm. And for all the Americans, it's Harry Potter and the PHILOSOPHER'S Stone.

Me : "I really wanted to like Harry Potter, but I got distracted every other line trying to remember where that idea was stolen from."

Harry Potter by Willow November 4, 2004

harry potter 

the single best fiction character in the entire world.

Girl 1: Do you know who the single best fiction character in the world is?

Girl 2: It's obviously Harry Potter, who I fully intend on marrying.

harry potter by harry is clearly amazing May 8, 2009

Harry Potter 

An unfortunate hero who swallows golden balls, is prone to getting chronic head pains, and must not tell lies. Commonly referred to as the "Boy Who Lived", for he survived the killing curse. Nemesis of Lord Voldemort, and raised in a abusive muggle family until he was 11. A great book series written by J.K. Rowling, containing 7 novels.

Hermione: You should tell Dumbledore about those head pains

Harry Potter: Nah, I get them all the time.

Harry Potter by WordNerd007 July 7, 2010

Harry Potter 

Kids books. Phenomenally successful kids books.

"This is my third night in a row camping out in front of the Barnes and Noble for the sixth Harry Potter book with my little sister and somebody just drove by shouting 'Snape Kills Dumbledore."

Harry Potter by Going to get yelled at for this December 12, 2008