The Hagfish is when a man waits an entire month before ejaculating. Then takes a women, flips her upside down with her head on the edge of the bed to open up her throat. Then proceeds to throat fucks her until he ejaculates so much cum to the point of the women suffocating because there’s so much mucusey nut down her throat.
Alex patiently waited to finish no nut November for The Hagfish he would give to his whore Rebecca. She couldn’t breath from all of the mucusey nut, and she proceeded to suffocate on his baby gravy then died like a heroin addict choking on her own vomit.
by CMNDMN November 22, 2024
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A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.
I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”
by Downieprincess December 1, 2024
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