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hurting bert

When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.
by Brewer May 2, 2005
mugGet the hurting bertmug.

brain hurt

to manipulate ,confound or to "mindfuck" someone.
I'm not going to cripple Jake ,I'm gonna brain hurt his ass.
by Lumpy T October 23, 2017
mugGet the brain hurtmug.

gym hurt

That feeling you get after a harsh workout. You're sore And in pain BUT you're satisfied with the accomplishment!
Man! I'm so Gym Hurt after arm day!
by ProudPoppa865 November 26, 2016
mugGet the gym hurtmug.

nutt hurt

When being butt hurt just isn't good enough.
He's so nutt hurt, he still hasn't let that shit go.
by DaCamel July 8, 2014
mugGet the nutt hurtmug.

Army of Hurt

When you configure all the players in a videogame to use the same controller scheme, thus controlling all the characters at once with a single controller.

The practice is easily accomplished on arcade game emulators.
"Are you playing this game online?" "No, I'm controlling all four characters at once--I'm bringing the Army of Hurt."

The Shredder didn't stand a chance in single player when he figured out how to bring the Army of Hurt by controlling all four Ninja Turtles with the same game pad.

Magneto didn't stand a chance when the Army of Hurt unleashed their super moves.
by StonerIsLegend February 7, 2013
mugGet the Army of Hurtmug.

where it hurts

In a boy's / man's case, then nuts / balls, head or asshole.

In a girl's, / woman's case, that can be her titties / boobies, head, or asshole.
Boy 2: Girl 1 kicked Boy 1 where it hurts! What a bitch-ass mothafucka!
Girl 1: I kicked Boy 1 where it hurts because he kicked me where it hurts.
Boy 2: Oh ok.
by RetroGalacticGamer April 5, 2020
mugGet the where it hurtsmug.

book-hurt

when a book renders you in a state of immense sadness and melancholy.
" Dear oh dear, I'm afraid this story has caused masive book-hurt"
by YvanadankPussyWeed December 19, 2013
mugGet the book-hurtmug.

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