Jenny Holmes

About as ugly as they come, belongs in a trailer park. Bites off way more than she can chew, and loves being mentally abused by her boyfriend. She will stay with someone being disrespected for years on end because she’s afraid of never finding someone else. No backbone. Ugly ass whore.
Omg she is SUCH a Jenny Holmes!
by Gottttyaaaaahoe April 12, 2019
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Daniel Lykke Holm

Like have you met Daniel Lykke Holm? No. YOU HAVE TO!
by Amme huta September 18, 2018
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Kenneth “Don” Holm

A man, some say myth, who back in the day taught the municipality of Hundige what being a wise guy means. At one time he was also very fat and disgusting but no one dares to remember. In present time Don Holm is a master of fitness and pilates.
Kenneth “Don” Holm will ruin your’e life if you do not smile with your’e eyes when approached by him.

“I hate this pity ass food like Don Holm hates the oppinions of Johnny Khamis.”
“I am gonna crush you like Don Holm and his lovely wife crush each other rectally.
by Thomas DingDong Wong November 23, 2021
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Kirsty Holmes

Kirsty Holmes is an amazing woman who is amazing at everything she does. She is an icon and every one looks up to her. She is a teacher and most kids pick computer science just to have more lessons with her.
Person : Hi Kirsty Holmes , you are the best
Kirsty : Aw, thank you. You’re amazing too - You get free time in computer class
by iconicbeef June 23, 2018
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peter holmes

A 100mph guy that doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or how to make a coffee
"Joey Essex was once a Peter Holmes ... "
by green deal UK November 06, 2014
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sergeant holmes

an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)
Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.
by The sergeant holmes experience September 21, 2008
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samantha holmes

Someone who is most beautiful and had no mouth filter, loud most of the time but a great friend. Find yourself one.
Samantha Holmes is so amazing but doesn't know when to shut up.
by unicornssss1015 June 06, 2016
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