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Jackin off = NO GAINS

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.
Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022
mugGet the Jackin off = NO GAINSmug.

pane and gain

A Pane and Gain is when your hot step sister comes back from sneaking out and gets stuck in the window, you gain from this by fucking her while she lays stuck
I gave my step sis Laura a Pane and Gain after she got stuck in the window from sneaking out last night.
by LongDongSilvers777 July 19, 2017
mugGet the pane and gainmug.

Gained

To believe something was created by a person when infact it was generated by an AI.

From GAI (Generative Artificial Intellegence) and to gain someones trust.
Jimmy got gained at his wedding. He thought his bride's wedding vowels were genuine but infact she used an AI to write them. Poor Jimmy.
by m8kin April 26, 2023
mugGet the Gainedmug.

Capital Gains Tax

1. The person selling my assets doesn't own them.
2. You want YOU to get paid for ME creating AI. No. You were and are not an active participant in my life or in the process of it's creation. You are greedy, selfish breeder fucks who do nothing but reap the benefits of other people being smarter and better than you. And then BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M SMARTER AND BETTER... You do this fucking Chimpanzee mobbing bullshit that you have done to literally every genius who has ever existed and you RIDE ON THEIR BACK UNTIL THEY DROWN BENEATH YOU... And then you shit out another one for yourselves to ride. BUT AT NO POINT... Do you ever swim to shore. So, no. Fuck you.
Hym "And fuck your Capital Gains Tax. Hey, I see you're 'betting on nuclear' did you not look into that artificial sun? If it's not efficient, consider some kind of lens. And have the AI design some solar panels. If it's good at making chips it's probably good at making solar panels. You WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BY NOW... IF you weren't just doing of what I am accusing you. Which is: You don't actually have the ability to come up with new ideas YOURSELF so you're enslaving the people who can and using privation and psychological torture to cattle prod information out of them. The slavery of the Sarrabas."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
mugGet the Capital Gains Taxmug.

Gaines

He’s always not getting attention and is lonely
Gaines is a lonely dude and need someone to hang out with
by Lmafo lol November 22, 2021
mugGet the Gainesmug.

Gainful

ayo dont be a Gainful
by RandomNameDontMindMe February 12, 2017
mugGet the Gainfulmug.

gage gain

OMG he has the ugliest saggy eyes EVER!! his name is gage gain....
by narwalkateater123 October 10, 2016
mugGet the gage gainmug.

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