frumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin, this sex act occurs when a women is sitting on a toilet defecating and simultaneously performing oral sex on the gentleman standing in front of her.

Lisa didn't know why, but after discovering what a frumpkin was she had an undeniable urge to perform one on the office custodian in the handicapped stall of the public restroom.

by koboldakawillywonkanuts February 24, 2010

frumping

It is when the penis is semi erect and is still able to flap around you slap your sexual partner with it while releasing cemin.

Frump me daddy harder. over time oh yeaaa. Frumping frump you are pretty much slap boxing with a penis

by logtubatoaster1997 February 6, 2017

Rump Frumper

The act of throwing handfulls of honey at a person's rump.

"Pat and Kyle had an unprotected rump frumpfest last tuesday"

"I frumped that bitches rump last night, straight goods"

"I heard Billy is a rump frumper, and kathy is the rump frumpee"

by Smack Addict July 4, 2006

frump bump

The penis bump a man gets when wearing frumpy sweat pants.

Dude, those sweats give you a frump bump.

by whosthatgirl April 15, 2009

frumped

To be ditched by a friend who used you used to hang out with a lot.

Derived from "friend-dumped"

Person 1: Hey, you and Molly used to hang out a lot right? What happened?

Person 2: Yeah, I got frumped pretty bad. We don't really hang out anymore.

by Frumper Unlimited June 12, 2009

frumpazoid

An objectifying label for an excessively dumpy, unattractive woman, as if she were other-worldly or beastly.

"That woman is a class-A frumpazoid - an A-shaped head, flat, wide nose, no neck, a belly that hangs down to her knees, and moles all over her arms, face, and her legs."

by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009

Maple Frump

When you hit somebody in the face with a small maple tree, then rape the said person with that tree.

1: "Did you hear about bob?"
2: "No, what happened?"
1: "He Maple Frumped Jim."
2: "Jesus!"

by JEWFRAY April 26, 2010