Ford 

A strong cars with an alloy body strong enough to support the needyest of women

Wow! That Ford over there can support Lily!

Ford by dank_memes_696969 June 1, 2017

Ford 

Ford is an American disgrace to the auto industry. Every ford's problems are circled and highlighted in blue, yet hicks and dumb bimbos constantly buy them.

Also a company that enjoys copying Dodge's styles. Ever compare a 1999 Dodge Grand Caravan (designed first) to a 1999 Ford Windstar? Aren't the similarities MIND BOGGLING!?

I was once a Ford guy, I had 2 Ford Rangers. Right after the warranty expired the engines fell out, seriously. Went out and bought a Ram and 160,000 miles and ONE transmission repair, its still with me working just as same as the day I bought it.

Ford by EddieAtTheMorgue February 27, 2008

Ford 

Nick Skourtis, you idiot, that would be "FORM."

Ford by Anonymous June 6, 2003

Ford 

The antithesis of all things unrealiable

Man, my Chubby broke down on me again. I sure wish It was Ford.

Ford by broncoman October 10, 2002

FORD 

FORD = Found On Road Dead
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD = Fucked On Road Daily

Mike is always late due to car trouble. I think his car might be a ford.

FORD by sureshpatila April 21, 2009

ford 

peice of shit with no guts and rice burner engine

me:fords r shit
jack hill: oh im a ford loving cunt
me: dude ur a wanker

ford by aussie aussie aussie September 16, 2008

ford 

A friend of Arthur Dent.

Do you know where your towell is?

ford by daDebil April 21, 2004