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the king of catboys
man: hey you look pretty cute
felix: thanks, my name is felix
felix by felixhimself March 2, 2021
The hottest coolest guy you’ll ever meet, you might try to talk shit about him because you don’t have what he does but everyone knows he’s fucked more chicks than you, The world is his oyster and he’s literally on top of it he’s the sunshine that hits you when you wake up in the morning he’s the Breeze that swoops over you through the night sky he’s the very one thing that takes your breath away in this world and he’s an amazing lead singer
Wow look at Felix he looks like David Lee Roth from Van Halen what a ladies man
Felix by Hot as a oven March 7, 2021
A tan dude kind, caring and a lad he hates Louis and has many friends. many say he has a big penis and we all know he does. hes good at call of duty and has been playing it since he was 3 . his brothers are dicks and hate them. He shouts the boys with food and never cares.

over all hes good at minecraft and call of duty, has lots of friends and everyone likes him.
every girl wants to date him but never say
*whispers* Felix is sooo hot eh
yeh he is
Felix by C0ckm4st3r6942069 March 25, 2021
Cool guy with a huge penis, people often compare with Burj Khalifa sizewise. He's standing at an amazing 6'9, and may look tiny in comparison to his ginormous penis. But size ist everything. He can stand and piss around 30m, without forcing out the piss, that's just his normal piss range. Felix is overall the best person in the world, and will be the benefactor of communicating with aliens in the future.
OMG is that Felix?
I heard he once extinguished a housefire by pissing with that ginormous penis of his :O
Felix by Poopthehelpshrekbane April 9, 2021
Felix is a kind person who will make your day no matter what. He is very caring, funny and will make you laugh. He always considers how his friends feel and will always try his best to cheer them up. He may seem kind of sussy but he is an absolute sweetheart who people cherish entirely. He can light up a room with his smile and make your whole day with his laugh. He is very tall and seggsy with very pretty brown eyes and brown hair and he is very cuddly. He loves wahmen very much and thinks they are very seggsy *kith*
Person 1: Hey is that Felix?
Person 2: Yea it is, he's so nice and handsome
Person 1: Lets go talk to him
Person 2: Yea he always knows how to make us smile!
Felix by Tori&Coral May 22, 2021
Giant PP bigger than your boyfriend hes a god at minecraft. Is A Mining god just suck his
Felix is so sexy and hot he smells like your best friends tounge