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Alternative Facts

a lie or false statement / the quality of being false/ bullshit / propaganda /

narratives often used by the Trump Administration via propoganda officials such as Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) and Kellyanne Conway (@KellyannePolls) devised to counter facts and provable realities in order to steer or sway opinions in favor of their own benefit - which is generally the agenda of their very insecure and emotionally need boss.
Climate change is not supported by science, and we will provide you with alternative facts that the dishonest press should be covering.
by Dr. Parrot January 22, 2017
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nutrition facts

The table of information on the package of every edible thing above 5~25 cents...contains the Amount Per Serving of Calories, Total Fat, Sodium, Total Carbohydrate, and other stuff that fat people worry about.
Bastardized Bottomburp searched vehemently for the Nutrition Facts of the twinkie package.








jk pls :~
by LarstaiT December 28, 2003
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spicer fact

An incorrect fact told by someone who is living in an alternate and false reality. Inspired by White House press secretary Sean Spicer.
"After the break, here what spicer facts the White House press secretary told the American people at today's press conference."
by Stang January 22, 2017
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fact nazi

a person who is unable to apreciate good bull shit or truthiness
The teacher asked me where the guy in my paper came from, and he didn't know, so I told him Paraguay. Then some smart-ass fact nazis in the back corrected me.
by cap'n zack September 10, 2006
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Gary Fact

To make up a fact and/or talk utter shite. Usually used when the person in question has no idea what they're talking about and wants to look like they do.

Also known as Gary Facting or simply "Facting" when someone called Gary is around. I don't make the rules...
Gary Fact Example 1

Gary - "Rrrr, Golden Virginia is so moist it's only smoked by prisoners."

Everyone else - "Idiot..."


Example 2

Gary - "Halo 3 is definitely going to have 64 player multiplayer, 32 a side in the new big team battle, I read it in a magazine."

Everyone else - "Whuuuh?"
by EveryoneMan December 16, 2008
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facts of life

an explanation of human reproduction, especially to a child
She is so ignorant. She probably has not been taught so much as the facts of life.
by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2009
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alternative facts

The supporters of Donald Trump are routinely bolstered and by the "alternative facts" spread by his cabinet, advisors and confidants.
by NotfriendswithCONWAY January 22, 2017
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