by thatoneharrypotterfan:) October 5, 2021
Get the Fred Weasleymug. by Larryville January 4, 2019
Get the Fred Phelpsmug. Boy 1 :Hey did you see admin Fred's video?
Boy 2 :Yeah , he looks like a total DBag begging for likes .
Boy 2 :Yeah , he looks like a total DBag begging for likes .
by 2blackie June 20, 2014
Get the Admin fredmug. The act of masturbating. Or, the act of masturbating in a public place. Made famous recently by actor Fred Willard who was arrested for allegedly jerking off in the Tiki porn theater in Los Angeles.
by Axes to Grind July 24, 2012
Get the Fred Willardmug. He cannot be described in the English language... or any language for that matter.
There are no words that are capable of stating his: brilliance, ridiculously handsome features, personality, sense of humour, and his heart.
However, even with this "Superman" like description, the man has a problem to fall... and fall hard.
He could possibly be the greatest being to ever walk the face of the earth, and with millions (billions when he meets the rest) of girls out there all lining up for his recognition, he seems to always choose the "wrong" one... The taken one.
Even this Captain, whom owns a purple boat, has a weakness for the girls who have boyfriends. And it's these girls who are his kryptonite... At the moment, the "kryptonite" can be found in his other Captain of this purple boat who he shares it with.
The only difference between Captain Fred and Superman is... Superman got the girl.
There are no words that are capable of stating his: brilliance, ridiculously handsome features, personality, sense of humour, and his heart.
However, even with this "Superman" like description, the man has a problem to fall... and fall hard.
He could possibly be the greatest being to ever walk the face of the earth, and with millions (billions when he meets the rest) of girls out there all lining up for his recognition, he seems to always choose the "wrong" one... The taken one.
Even this Captain, whom owns a purple boat, has a weakness for the girls who have boyfriends. And it's these girls who are his kryptonite... At the moment, the "kryptonite" can be found in his other Captain of this purple boat who he shares it with.
The only difference between Captain Fred and Superman is... Superman got the girl.
Girl A: Who's hotter; Edward Cullen or Jacob Black ?
Girl B: Captain Fred.
Boy A: What's that new Superman movie called ?
Girl C: You mean the one with the smoking hot perfect guy... Myles Best ? Or the other smoking hot perfect guy... Captain Fred ?
Boy B: We're all human, and nobody is perfect...
Captain Fred: You clearly haven't met my other Captain.
Girl B: Captain Fred.
Boy A: What's that new Superman movie called ?
Girl C: You mean the one with the smoking hot perfect guy... Myles Best ? Or the other smoking hot perfect guy... Captain Fred ?
Boy B: We're all human, and nobody is perfect...
Captain Fred: You clearly haven't met my other Captain.
by ThatWhippedGuy December 26, 2009
Get the Captain Fredmug. by A_rora December 18, 2020
Get the Fred Weasleymug. Truely the most deep, exquisite music composers of all time.
In years time, the legendary names of Mozart and Ludvig Van Beethoven will be forgotten with their lewd, crude and amaturish filth that some call 'music'. In their place, the picturesque lyrics and beautiful compositions of Fred Durst will be remembered for their revolutionary music.
Truely talented raw metal band that don't steal their riffs like some amatures *cough*Led Zeppelin*cough* *cough*posers*cough* and watered down lyricists *cough*Tupac*cough*.
In years time, the legendary names of Mozart and Ludvig Van Beethoven will be forgotten with their lewd, crude and amaturish filth that some call 'music'. In their place, the picturesque lyrics and beautiful compositions of Fred Durst will be remembered for their revolutionary music.
Truely talented raw metal band that don't steal their riffs like some amatures *cough*Led Zeppelin*cough* *cough*posers*cough* and watered down lyricists *cough*Tupac*cough*.
The lyrics to Hot Dog teaches crap artists such as the Beatles and Jimi Hendrix that the more you say the 'f' word, the more beautiful your music is.
by The Zombie Tupac July 29, 2005
Get the Fred Durstmug.