A high maintenance individual who includes a minimum
12.5 unnecessary additions to his coffee
drink. Is typically seen on his daily commute from
Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. Baristas beware.
Barista: "What can we get for you today?"
Edward: "I would
like a venti iced
skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra
honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."