Dylan 

If you have the name Dylan. You are either a little ass fortnite kid who can’t make a DANM joke. Or a fat fuck who talks about Naruto and is fucking cringey as shit. Dylan is a terrible name (in my opinion). The name “Dylan” just reminds me of a cringey, annoying, screechy little fortnite kid who makes the whole room quite when he makes a joke. But 15% of the time, Dylan’s are pretty cool

Dylan: OMG GUYS AMONG US!!!
Me: …..
Dylan: *eats all my god DANM lunch*
Dylan: oops I thought that was mine sorry. Anyways can we talk about Naruto?
Me: *beats the fucking shit out Dylan*

Dylan by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

Dylan 

Dylan is the type of person to get kicked out of the library for talking about world domination. Go to the nearest Daycare center recruit children. Fly to Germany, tries to raid it, only to go to jail. Wait 6 months, then starts to promise the German people to do what Hitler couldn’t. Gain trust of the German people take over and become Dictator of Germany, starts the Fourth Reich, Hitlers new regime. Then finally declares war on the School

Creeper

AWWWWWW MANN
Made by Dylan

Dylan by HailHydra123 August 7, 2019

Dylan 

Dylan is someone who doesn't know what he wants. Someone selfish, and stubborn as hell. Dylan is not a liar, and is an honest person. Dylan truly does love, but Dylan does not know what he has. Dylan is too easily persuaded and is a sucker for girls who cry. Dylan will make you fall in love. Dylan is quite immature, and quiet. Smart. Not the best looking...huge dick. Dylan is sweet, but inexperienced. Dylan thinks for himself way too much. Dylan doesn't know what he wants. Dylan will care for you, but may change his mind. Dylan may have loved me, but Dylan ruined everything he had.

Natalie: "Man, I really thought me and Dylan would work out."
Monique: "Too bad he's that selfish. He doesn't know what he's missing."

Dylan by Natalie711 September 25, 2011

dylan 

A guy with a massive cock who is extremely good in bed and also an amazing boyfriend

I am lucky to have a dylan

dylan by chlamydia 911 February 27, 2017

Dylan 

A sweet, sensitive, smart, caring, adorable, incredible guy. He's sexy and cute and often knows the perfect thing to say. There is never an unattractive Dylan. If you want to find the perfect guy, google a people search of Dylans.

'Oh my god... look at that guy. He's so perfect. He must be a Dylan.'

Dylan by DylansGirl February 9, 2012

dylan 

the coolest kid in the world. Has a huge dick. The best at having sex. Also, is a pimp. cute girls if u know a dylan give him a big hug

look at dylan over there with all those girls on him

dylan by pimpest pimp eva May 8, 2011

Dylan 

Someone who always does dumb shit, but everyone still loves him

You're such a Dylan today

I love Dylan but my mom fucking hates him

Dylan by Jupe11 July 13, 2016