Funk & Dunk

A nasty, somewhat heinous prank, done to a persons food without their consent , usually someone whom is not liked. It consists rubbing ones finger on their dirty anus hole and rubbing it around in someones food.
"This woman whom I just took her order was rude. Let's do a "funk & dunk" to her milkshake."
by Jeff To the K August 18, 2011
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shunk a dunk

to doo doo. to drop a deuce. to poop. or to tell someone off.
"dude, it's about to come out...i gotta shunk a dunk before its too late..."
by Fatty Fresh Buns March 03, 2008
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protein dunk

When one bro leaves the gym and consumes a large amount of protein.
Chad: I'm leaving the gym now and I'm pumped for my protein dunk, dude.
by CarlCarlson1275 May 05, 2019
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dunk the swan

aka "body shower"... wash your body, but not your hair.
"I just got my hair done, so I'm just going to dunk the swan... I'll be quick!"

"Shoot I'm late for class... I'll just dunk the swan!"
by fjjazticks July 09, 2009
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scoopa dunk

when one is dunking a biscuit in ones tea and it brakes and you have to scoop it out with a spoon
yo yo G i just scoopa dunked your moms tea for real, she doin 4:20 en shit.

my moms always higher dan a muva fucka,
by v.i.t.sssss June 01, 2005
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dunk-a-roo

The activity consisting of being held upside down submerged in a garbage can full of water for as long as one can hold ones breath. Once one has been put back to the standing position, the person has to bong a beer. its a rush but quite fun. Usually done at frat parties.
Did you see those two hott girls just do that dunk-a-roo? They are fucking awsome!
by Kirsten Elizabeth August 25, 2006
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Ho-dunk

a ho-dunk is a shitty small hick backwoods town, where theres only one or less stop light in the whole town. The villagers are hideous miscreations of God that inhabit the surrounding area, and usually helplessly addicted to crystal meth. Also everyone in town not only knows each other, but are also related in some way.
Billy Bob: wow! there's nothing to do here in this town besides freebase crystal meth and fish!
Jim Bob: yup! this sure is a ho-dunk!
by NeroKaiser July 31, 2009
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