Somebody ugly as a
mule with a brain made of horseshit with no
common sense, often found ignoring instructions, sticking forks in toasters, and frequenting Hot Topic,
furry and anime conventions.
Look! Wild dumbasses flooding around vendors selling life sized
anime girls, ignoring
reality in favor of their 2D waifu.
Somebody stuck a curling iron in their eye to see if it would hurt, what a dumbass.