you doink

Someone who is particularly daft or dumb.

Roger: Hey Paul you Jackoff what’s 2 + 4?
Paul: 7
Roger: No you doink it’s 5

by Shloink Ma Doink Jackson January 4, 2020

Doink

A very big joint or blunt

Im in amish smoking some big fat doinks

Me and daniel went out for a doink

by Breakfastbiscuit33 January 13, 2020

Doink

A doink is another word for a joint (aka marijuana). It originated from a video of a man saying the wise words, “Boutta smoke some big ole’ doinks... gang.” And just like that, a new word was born

Weed smoker #1: ayyy what’s the move?
Weed smoker #2: you already know we finna boutta smoke some big doinks!

by Yo quiero... tacos January 23, 2020

doink

doink basically means a dumb person

“what? i thought you were 15?”
“im 16 you doink”

by glass/shards May 19, 2020

doink

the action of hitting on the head with a mid range of force

i like to doink my squishmallows

by pudgethepancake August 21, 2020

Doinked

A family friendly way of a youtuber named Gloom (Kassie) saying that someone got killed

It's mostly used in videos where she tries solving riddles (7-Second Riddles etc.)

Yup, that dude just got doinked.

by thatssoboring June 2, 2020

Billy Doink

Piece(s) of lint stuck inside of and/or intertwined with bodily hair, most commonly within the belly button or ass crack

Oprah: Look at the size of this billy doink I just pulled!
Lebron: I wish I had billy doinks like you :(
Oprah: SMD you hairless pubescent virgin!

by mrpoopybutthole8472738 October 17, 2023