dry dock

V. The act of turning the water off on the toilet. flushing it, so there is no water in the bowl, and taking a dump. Then, in order to flush it, some one must kneel down by the pooh to turn the water on.

She would let me stay over, so asked her to use the bathroom and gave her the dry dock!

dry dock by Ali G -RESPECT March 10, 2003

Dick Dock 

A handlebar moustache, resembling a dock for placing the male genetalia in or around the mouth, most often seen on homosexual Mennonite firefighters.

He really needs to shave off his Dick Dock.

He loves it when you slam your cock on his Dick Dock.

Dick Dock by VPáJV May 19, 2010

Space Dock 

The act in which one circumcised man pulls the foreskin of an uncircumcised man over his penis, joining at the head like a space dock.

That kid Pat is so gay, he and Cason actually tried to space dock like the fags they are!

Space Dock by Loretto215 January 26, 2008

clock dock 

Windows' task tray - All those program icons near your clock.

"Where'd my buddy list go?"

"Just click the icon in your clock dock."

"Ohhhhhh..."

clock dock by Kezza McDezza January 29, 2009

Big Dock 

1:It means it could fit a big ship in a dock
2: A BIG Dick

You have a big dock!

Big Dock by BigHi123 June 16, 2018

snow dock 

Dipping the tip of your dick in drugs that are meant to be snorted

Bro: do you want this bump of k?
You: I am all stuffed up, can I snow dock it ?

snow dock by Snowdocker December 7, 2019

install an iPod dock 

v. To cut a large hole in something, possibly once intended to be an actual iPod dock, but really just a giant, poorly cut hole.

Basshunter wanted a pool so he decided to "install an iPod dock" in his backyard.

install an iPod dock by basshunter2 April 5, 2010