dession

A depression session; or in other words, a small session or period of time in which someone is depressed

“Hey bro, can I talk to you? I’m having a dession”
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“What was wrong at school today?”
“Nothing, I was just having a dession”

by platonicallyhateyou February 28, 2018

Desserped

Desserped, Depressed Backwards, You’re probably scared to say that you are depressed and need a Therapist.

AHAHA, I have nothing to do, so I will just search up desserped in Urban dictionary

Hooman 1: ey

Hooman 2: what the fuck do you want NOW?

Hooman 1: I AM DESSERPED, AND I NEED A TSIPAREHT

HOoman 2: what th-

Hooman 1: grabs gun

The end, hooman 1 is ded

I am desserped, That’s why My mom took me to a therapist.

by UwOそお November 6, 2020

dessi dessi

like DESPERATE! like very desperate

word by amora

someone is doing the most to get attention desperately

girl 1: oh she trying to take my man she dessi dessi

by amoraolivia November 15, 2022

dessi dessi

like DESPERATE! like very desperate

girl 1: this chick is trying to get with my man cuz she can’t find one
girl 2: oh she dessi dessi

by amoraolivia November 15, 2022

Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen

When someone says something romantic as a joke, and you take it way to deeply; a symptom that occurs while/after reading a book by Sarah Dessen.

Ryan: Hahaha girl u funny, i love you!
Julie: Oh Ryan! I love you too! My heart yearns for you with a burning passion! i would walk thru fire for you!
Ryan: Ummm... i was just...
Julie: Oh. Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen!

by CrazyCatWads August 3, 2011

dessert sam

Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.

Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Dessert Sammed me you asshole!

Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.

by Bugimus J. Bug September 17, 2006

Dessie G

The greatest man on earth. Men want to be him women want to get with him.

Using msn:

Random: OMG!!! URE SO COOL BRUV sup
Dessie g: Go away im busy

by Dessie g fan April 11, 2005