DNA Donor

A father so lousy, so awful, that the only good he ever did for you was help bring you into this world by donating some sperm and DNA

Jerry: Hey Jude! Isn’t that guy over there your dad?
Jude: He ain’t no daddy. He’s my father, AKA DNA donor, AKA the worst person I’ve ever known!

by Unorthodoxy July 19, 2021

DNA

1. DNA deoxyribonucleic acid

molecules inside cells that can carry the genetic information of the living thing and pass it from one generation to the next.

2. DNA (did not ask) another abbreviation for another useless word

1. I'll give you my DNA if you know what I mean

2. person 1: I got a new PC for $5,000!
Peraon 2: but like I DNA

by 1029384756qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgz March 2, 2022

DNA Testing

DNA Testing was created in the 1980s, DNA testing began with the development of DNA fingerprinting by Dr. Alec Jeffreys, which allowed for the identification and comparison of individual DNA profiles, significantly impacting forensic science and paternity testing. The restriction fragment length polymorphism (RFLP) technique was introduced during this time, marking the first genetic test using DNA. Additionally, the first notable instance of DNA testing for genetic linkage analysis occurred in the U.S. in the mid-1980s, laying the groundwork for modern DNA testing practices. You spit in a tube, send it to a lab, and six weeks later your results come back saying you're 25% Nigerian, 13% Scottish, 7% Indigenous American, and the rest… a mystery soup. You feel excited. Maybe confused. Maybe even validated. But hold on. That DNA test might help you find your relatives, but it's not your cultural passport and it's certainly not the final word on who you are. Analogy 1: DNA for Relatives = GPS Coordinates. DNA for Ethnicity = Weather Forecast When you use a DNA test to find relatives, you're using exact coordinates of measurable genetic markers passed from one generation to the next, like a GPS signal. When you use DNA to predict your ethnicity, it's more like forecasting the weather. There's probability, pattern recognition, and a lot of assumptions about what "Scottish DNA" or " American Indian DNA" even looks like.

DNA Testing for Family: Think of your DNA like a chain of puzzle pieces. You inherit 50% from each parent, 25% from each grandparent, and so on. These patterns follow predictable rules — and science has mastered the math. Full siblings share ~50% DNA. First cousins: ~12.5%. A paternity test? Over 99.99% accurate. Companies like 23andMe or AncestryDNA can scan your genome and match you with people who share long identical segments. Those segments don’t lie.🔍 Example: If you and someone else share 3,500 cM (centiMorgans), the science says you’re parent/child or full siblings. That’s not guesswork, it's biology. 🌍 DNA for Ethnicity: Why It Fails Now switch gears. You ask: “Where am I from?” The problem? That question is social, historical, and often political, not purely biological.

by Stargazer1411 October 18, 2025

No DNA. Just RSA

(South African) expression of patriotism, to be South African descent

My doctor checked the results, it said no DNA. Just RSA

by Dental Curry October 20, 2025

Jonathan DNA

He has LeBron blood and is good at everything he does. He even has a Giant nice dick. He is also one of the best basketball players to ever exist

Jonathan DNA

by LeBron Glazer March 21, 2025

DNA

DNA stands for did not arrive. It is a tactic where you buy expensive things online and then claim that they did not arrive, therefore getting a refund.

Can you DNA from the same company multiple times without getting caught?

by monkeybrainpie June 7, 2023

DNA

It is a sex position where two men intertwine(twist) their penises in an upward position. Eventually, when they both come at the same time, their cum will recreate a double helix stream, eventually this dna strand made of cum will duplicate itself until it develops into a child

Last night me and my boyfriend did the DNA position

by M 3rd June 7, 2023