teabag decoy

A mixed martial arts submission move where one opponent sits on the face of another in order to apply an arm bar, thereby causing a tapout.

Mike gave Jeff a teabag decoy and was able to apply an armbar, causing Jeff to tapout.

by knickerbocker334 August 10, 2009

decoy booty

when you attempt to make an old girlfriend jealous by going out with another girl.

Mark used Erin as decoy booty to piss of his old girlfriend

by MikeJK September 5, 2007

indo tropic decay

When you die while having sex

"Did you hear about Dennis having sex with Anette,he died, but at least he enjoyed his Indo Tropic Decay" (lol)

by Sara and Anette September 9, 2005

Suburban Decay

A nickname for suburban girls who use the makeup line, "urban decay." The name communicates the truth of this enterprise--namely, that the only individual willing to purchase a $95 "gift set" that is intended to make you look like a prostitute is a suburban, teenage girl.

In urban areas, most females do not wish to be confused for a hooker.

Samantha lives in the suburbs. Samantha is taking the train to the city this weekend. Samantha cannot decide whether to wear red eyeshadow with dark red lipstick, or to smother her face in hot pink glitter blush for a more 'natural' look.

Unable to decide, Samantha settles on doing both.

Upon arrival in the city, a pimp approaches Samantha and requests that "ho, come get back to yo daddy."

Samantha is an example of suburban decay.

by Suburban Decay January 28, 2011

dehydrated bunghole

A really dried up, pruny, anus

"i cant stop scratching my rough dehydrated bunghole"

by Tats Tyler October 13, 2013

decoy

To do something stupid relating to computers

He put his Power Supply in the bath to clean it... what a decoy!

by Graham McMaster November 30, 2006

DeChristmatize

Packing away all of your Christmas decorations for the year, therefore getting your house back to normal.

"I had to DeChristmatize early this year because I had no more room left"

by Sara H.sd. December 29, 2008