Dave

A close relation to the Neanderthal , generally on the lower IQ spectrum often appear as delusional. They commonly struggle with the basic understanding and completion of rudemental tasks.

They commonly dwell in the darks corners of twitter, making up conspiracy theories whilst praying on anyone that has any form of complex opinion. The Dave's actually sustain their presence on are worldly plain by reducing the IQs of the people that come in contact with them.

Twitter user: "These flat earthers are ridiculous"
Dave: "World flat! il kill your entire family with rock"

by LittleZeus September 26, 2020

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Any manchild who doesn’t listen to a real woman that knows how to fix it.

ie; opposite of a Karen. Male form of a Karen. Thing they know everything because they are male. Worst person ever to work on your car.

Stupid Dave, ran bad fuel through it and never changed the oil, engine is blown. Should have listened to Karen!!

by Jessiemonstar December 26, 2020

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An angry man who yells at squirrels who rap

Dam Dave,the squirrel squad is acting very childish

by Yeeman September 17, 2018

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Dave is a tall & adorable tsundere guy with cute ears. Has a phobia of cats and doesn't like people telling him to drink milk. HELLA TALENTE D 10/10 WOULD STAN IF AN IDOL !!!

Friend: Whoa who's that tall Chinese guy??

Me: Idk but he looks like a Dave 2 me

by eyynunewmoose February 03, 2017

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Dave (the dutchess of Babylon) is a man who is autistic and is a free spirited dildo loving fag. T Not much to say about this man, sometimes he leaves us speechless by his actions and things that he says. But that’s why we love him bc he’s just Dave

Guy: hey who tf is that fag and why is autistic
Guy #2: oh that’s just Dave he’s fine

by Bigsexyvinny December 02, 2022

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