Cumshot Cannon

This is the use of lube that reacts with semen to create a green, snotty substance that functions as glue. The Indian Military used multiple versions of this technique during the Great Poop War and World War I and II. Some variations included vests stuffed with the substance, formerly popularized by the Arabians

I didnt know he would turn up with his Cumshot Cannon

by RFN Real Fucking Niceguy June 4, 2025

Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.

Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023

oral cumshot

when ur suckin dick and they cum in your mouth

whats your password?
oral cumshot
yeah, that fits

by eknt July 5, 2023

Skibidi Cumshot

A cumshot made by a male (sometimes female) skibidi toilet

I am going to give you a skibidi cumshot

by The_real_skibidi_cumshot_giver May 30, 2024

Uzbek's cumshot

A cumshot with blood

David:john have you heard that kasper gave jessica an uzbek's cumshot?
John: a what?

by Lordkaczmark December 5, 2021

Chicago cumshot

When a guy blows his load into the barrel, chamber, or loaded magazine of a firearm then uses that firearm to blow the load onto/into the face of another person.

I got kicked out of the gun club when i gave the range safety officer a chicago cumshot.

by Jay64 July 7, 2022

Joker cumshot

Joker cumshot is when a female eats lots of blue takis or oops all berrys before sex and during sex while watching the dark night she shits out loads of diarrhea which will be green and while cumming on her the cum turns green

“ hey bro me and my girl did a joker cumshot right before our shower”

by BO0TY-_-JUice201 February 25, 2022