cruisic

the music one listens to for optimal vehicular cruising

when i go on my cross-country road trips and journeys to the supermarket, i love rolling down the windows and pumping the cruisic!

by unmoutonsvp May 3, 2008

blackout cuisine

blackened top ramen, burnt beans in a can, charcoal tater tots,house on fire(extreme conditions) basically shit youk cook in a blacked out state due to the ill effects of alcohol> usually happens when your single and dont have the means for blackout sex.

"joe likes to cook blackout cuisine. hes a douchebag!

by virginmary66 July 5, 2009

Boozen Cruisen

-One hand on the wheel, the other boozen
-Slag term used for Drunk driving

how we getting to the bar? we're all drunk!" "A little bit of Boozen cruisen playa

by NickDaQuick June 25, 2010

Bro cuisine

Any kind of cuisine (but these foods and drinks are primarily taste dry and bitter) served, eaten and made ironically yet primarily to "men"/"bro(s)" like hamburgers/sandwiches, steaks, dry seafood, alcoholics, other bony foods, etc... As opposed to those primarily served, eaten and made by women yet ironically like cake(s). pastries, etc. and that is described as "Sis cuisine"

"Bro cuisine" feels ironic to me... No skinny and tall b**ch have ever tried that at all...

by The Saviour of Takeshima July 14, 2018

dog shit Cuisinart

Hitting a hidden pile of dog shit with a string trimmer will sling dog squeezin's in every direction,much like a blender with the lid removed.

I always wear a full face shield when weed-eating the yard to prevent a dog shit Cuisinart scenario.

by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011

cruising down Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.

When a rich suburban white lady cheats on her husband with a young hunky black kid from tha hood

Yo Tyler, did you hear about Billy's mom? She's been cruising down Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. with Jemal!

by Dslott July 24, 2012

Lean Cuisine

Main Entry: lean cui-sine
Pronunciation: \ˈlēn, kwi-ˈzēn, kwē-\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English lenen, Late Latin coquina --- more at Felix

1 : a chronic marijuana smoker
2 : to lean
3 : Felix

That guy smokes just as much as Lean Cuisine!

by anonylol October 24, 2008