Crooked selfie

Posting a otherwise plain selfie on social media with an exaggerated tilt to make it look more hip and exciting.

The crooked selfie you posted at the Eiffel Tower makes me want to go there even more!

by Sparty81 August 7, 2015

Croogle Boogle

Someone who makes you cringe so intensely, the gravity around your face collapses on itself and may or may not cause a black hole to form.

Put simply, ugly as fuck.

"OTS Zero is an absolute croogle boogle"

"I went to a Sunoco gas station at 3 A.M. dude behind the register was so croogley boogley"

by Rolan McDolan September 10, 2018

Crooked Eiffel Tower

When two males have intercourses with a female from the face, ass and or vagina while the males also kissing and doing other homosexual shit

Billy’s friend- billy and bob were making out while drilling Crystal from the front and back, holding hands,and fingered each other’s asshole
Crystals friend- isn’t that a crooked Eiffel Tower

by LilRy aka Reaper January 23, 2019

Crookery

When someone who is a crook, steals from another crook.

This is pure crookery man!

by Richard M. Nixon, The Crook July 17, 2022

piss crook

Adjective, meaning "hung over" in New Zealand English slang. Comes from "piss" (alcohol; getting drunk) and "crook" (NZ/Aus/UK sick; ill), literally "alcohol sick". Usually implies that vomiting is involved.

Mate, I was so piss crook yesterday, couldn't stop chundering aye.

by morninglory07 January 11, 2015

the crooked man

A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.

Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."

*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.

by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021

Nick Crooks

an idiot

damn you look like Nick crooks

by minecraftgamer1091212121 August 7, 2021