Critter

A lean sipping male. That beats your dog when your not home. And doesn’t remember because he mixed too much lean with imported sodas. Has two kids and wants to marry your homegirl for a green card. Does tattoos, but really does infections for the price of 200. Doesn’t eat. Yells at backpacks.

This critter lives here rent free!

by Apt20 September 4, 2020

crittered

(verb): to consume an excessive amount of alcohol, behaving recklessly and in an unexpected manner. Behaviors include, but not limited to, blacking out, falling down, getting weird, not knowing what to do with your hands, touching people inappropriately, proposing strange activities that are often illegal and ending up in a strange or stranger's habitat.

Day drinking turned into an all night binder. She got so crittered she woke up next to a bleacher rat from the Cubs game who had a bulldog tattoo on his back and Taco Bell sauce all over his face.

by apt109 November 25, 2015

critter

a person who has interests which are not considered mainstream or popular, these interests are often a defining aspect of their personality

Such critter behavior...

by hankhowland November 15, 2023

climbing crib critter

Mature baby who bolts from the stroller and jets up the climbing wall at the inflatable play center.

Somebody grab that climbing crib critter before they get to the top of the rock wall!

by TR Arterburn December 4, 2025

Critter

Short for gender critical, or gender critic. Generally used to describe people who might otherwise be called Terfs or Farts by the trans community. Someone who stands staunchly against trans rights or that expresses extreme revulsion at the idea of co-existing with trans people, trans women in particular.

"Got misgendered by a critter online today."

by I'm so cute July 11, 2020

Apple Critters

Apple fritters made with mothers love (extra care) with extra cinnamon sugar.

Enjoy these Apple Critters

by Cody5050 April 29, 2023

Critter classified

Critter is a term kids at my school say. Critter is someone who is the nasty kid, Is weird, maybe stinks, or no one likes and are annoying. But I’ve only heard me say this. Critter classified is the top critter. So ur the biggest type of critter (worst)

*somone is annoying or annoying you*
“That’s why your critter classified”

Or “he’s so annoying and he smells.” “Yeah I know, he’s critter classified”

by Its.that.bri May 9, 2019