by Impallallamballa March 9, 2019
Get the Alabama tooth crittermug. Person 1: Yo did you play the new Chapter 3 of Poppy Playtime?
Person 2: Yeah it was alright, I liked the Smiling Critters though
Person 1: The what?
Person 2: Smiling Critters
Person 1: Who tf are they?
Person 2: Oh just some dumb plush toys in the game ig,
Person 1: Oh okay lmao
Person 2: Yeah it was alright, I liked the Smiling Critters though
Person 1: The what?
Person 2: Smiling Critters
Person 1: Who tf are they?
Person 2: Oh just some dumb plush toys in the game ig,
Person 1: Oh okay lmao
by UrLocalLesbian February 13, 2024
Get the Smiling Crittersmug. I was about to eat this girl out and I saw she had crabs on her va jay jay so I ran out and told her to keep that critter snatch away from me
by Rowdope April 15, 2014
Get the critter snatchmug. guy: "hey, what is that?!"
girl no.1: "what is what"
guy: "that drawing! the little guy with eyes and shoes so big!"
girl no. 2 sprints up to girl no. 1 and guy
girl no. 2:" You seriously don't know what that is? Is your brain so hollow you fail to comprehend the existence of such a simple, yet complex, creature!? You disgust me. You should be ashamed to ever show your face in public again! Whenever you walk outside, looking at the blue sky and beautiful clouds, thinking of the lovely day ahead, I hope you are reminded that you never deserved that peaceful moment for the absolute horrid thing that you will never get away from. I hope, no, I know that you will feel like John Mayer on July 7, 2023 when you do such as ponder about the world beyond the cave full of rats and appalling smells you live in. You should be ashamed for not recognizing the delightful image girl no. 1 drew so carefully on the canvas in front of you."
guy pauses, thinking of a way to react. it doesn't matter, girl no. 1 speaks up.
girl no. 1 "that was hot"
In the end, girl no. 1 and girl no. 2 married each other just a few days after the incident. Their wedding cake was shaped as none-other than critter himself. We don't know what happened to guy. But, we don't really care.
girl no.1: "what is what"
guy: "that drawing! the little guy with eyes and shoes so big!"
girl no. 2 sprints up to girl no. 1 and guy
girl no. 2:" You seriously don't know what that is? Is your brain so hollow you fail to comprehend the existence of such a simple, yet complex, creature!? You disgust me. You should be ashamed to ever show your face in public again! Whenever you walk outside, looking at the blue sky and beautiful clouds, thinking of the lovely day ahead, I hope you are reminded that you never deserved that peaceful moment for the absolute horrid thing that you will never get away from. I hope, no, I know that you will feel like John Mayer on July 7, 2023 when you do such as ponder about the world beyond the cave full of rats and appalling smells you live in. You should be ashamed for not recognizing the delightful image girl no. 1 drew so carefully on the canvas in front of you."
guy pauses, thinking of a way to react. it doesn't matter, girl no. 1 speaks up.
girl no. 1 "that was hot"
In the end, girl no. 1 and girl no. 2 married each other just a few days after the incident. Their wedding cake was shaped as none-other than critter himself. We don't know what happened to guy. But, we don't really care.
by tableclothsmeller68 May 30, 2023
Get the crittermug. a person who is of playful intelligence, yet always manages to take matters too far. usually a person wearing a cap of some sort, and always wears the same hoodie to class every day.
by Good Meme Time December 13, 2017
Get the frisky crittermug. Short for gender critical, or gender critic. Generally used to describe people who might otherwise be called Terfs or Farts by the trans community. Someone who stands staunchly against trans rights or that expresses extreme revulsion at the idea of co-existing with trans people, trans women in particular.
by I'm so cute July 11, 2020
Get the Crittermug. Critter is a term kids at my school say. Critter is someone who is the nasty kid, Is weird, maybe stinks, or no one likes and are annoying. But I’ve only heard me say this. Critter classified is the top critter. So ur the biggest type of critter (worst)
*somone is annoying or annoying you*
“That’s why your critter classified”
Or “he’s so annoying and he smells.” “Yeah I know, he’s critter classified”
“That’s why your critter classified”
Or “he’s so annoying and he smells.” “Yeah I know, he’s critter classified”
by Its.that.bri May 9, 2019
Get the Critter classifiedmug.