cranberry loaf

A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...

Yo, Dan just left a cranberry loaf in the guest bathroom...

by Joker078 December 20, 2017

Cranberry Cock

Fucking a girl on her period and then getting her blood and/or blood clots on your dick.

Jake: I just did my girl and got cranberry cock!
Dan: dude what the fuck

by binary starrzzzzzzzzz December 12, 2023

cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon

"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."

by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020

Cranberry Nutbread

When a girl with a yeast infection is also on her period.

Lisa is a mess right now dude…she be baking cranberry nutbread in them panties!

by Whosthematter? June 3, 2022

Cranberry Cream Pie

When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.

Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.

by Nshim September 9, 2021

Cranberry clapper

Having rough oral sex with a person who has streptococcus with the hopes this will cure it , the mans penis hits the uvula of the receiving person over and over again resulting in the sound of cranberries getting squished and smacked repeatedly

Hey wanna play cranberry clapper?

by Monsterhuntr499 January 28, 2025

Yanking my cranberries

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead

Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries

by Shalalallala December 1, 2020