Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.

SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"

by Jsslade October 13, 2022

Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?

by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016

head coyote

At the Mexican border, the leader of a large group of illegal immigants trying to cross into the US.

"The group consisted of Pakistanis, Haitians, Chinese and others but the head coyote was from Africa and he bravely led the scrappy fierce group swimming across the Rio Grande in the dark of night."

by FrancisWheatsworth February 21, 2022

smokin coyote

An attractive female that is starting to turn grey.

The female equivalent of a “silver fox”.

Man, look at her, what a smokin coyote…

by Awwwhoo December 14, 2024

Coyote

The trailer park version of a cougar.

Damn that trailer park trash sure ain’t a cougar, she’s a coyote!

by DSklar May 29, 2022

Coyoted

The act of being smuggled into the county by a coyote.

Them Mexicans got coyoted into 'Merica.

by Verbular Bandit January 29, 2017

ugly coyote

A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.

Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?

Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.

Jim: So what did you do?

Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.

Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.

by those defs March 16, 2016