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coyote blue

The feeling of not-quite-depression you get when your life is predictably great. More specifically, the fear that your great control of life is ultimately keeping you from truly living, and the slight urge that follows (not unlike The Call of the Void) to ditch your steady, well paying job, sell everything you own, break off all relationships and connections, and hitchhike in the first car that will take you somewhere else.
Ted really loved his brand new sports car and well paying nine-to-five job, but every morning as he turned the keys to go to work he would feel coyote blue.
by AStrayCatRuns July 28, 2014
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Vincent Coyote

Zesty ass furry who will never be loved again 😭😭😭
by TheBigVerityYouShitter July 6, 2022
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The coyotes are back.

When you spot an 80's style mullet such as Joe Dirt wears. Referenced from a line of the 80's movie E.T.
You see a poster with someone sporting a mullet. "Well, looks like the coyotes are back."
by Nkloud November 30, 2016
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coyote butthole

Plethora of coyote Anal sphincter on your pee pee
You’re playing big game hunter and pass the coyote level and need to carry back a momenta of all your kills you skin they ass and wear that coyote butthole
by Gluckgluck10000 December 14, 2019
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paralyze a coyote

The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.
I had to paralyze a coyote so it would stop eating my chickens.
by banks33 February 26, 2021
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coyote vision

Short sighted (as with life goals)
U.S.Politicians have Coyote vision, they don’t care about the future, only what’s in front of them.
by Grumpy Vet November 20, 2023
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Ouija and coyotes

ghosts are telling you to love the person you are with. So if you are playing this satanic game and hear the howls. It’s the ghost telling you that you have found your soul mate. Ps if it’s one howl then run or stop playing. If it’s multiple then you are safe.
My friend and i were playing with his ouija board and we started hearing coyotes that felt like they were all around us. the mix of the Ouija and Coyotes made me jump into his arms and now we are together always doing scary stuff.
by Sidney-day September 25, 2022
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