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Coach Fran

A douche nozzle. The current head coach at Texas A&M, fans everywhere anxiously await the day that he is either fired or dies in a burning inferno.
1) Coach Fran can claim impressive stats such as worst school loss ever, two worst bowl losses, 0-5 against Oklahoma, 1-4 against Texas, 1-4 against Texas Tech, and gave his school the first losing record in 20+ years.

2) Coach Fran does not disclose information on players injuries...unless he is paid $1200 a season. Currently under investigation by the NCAA.
by rhutton125 November 25, 2007
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rowing coach

An evil person who enjoys seeing his crew in pain. Directs towers to wake up at 4am and row in the freezing cold and in any condition and feel pain all over (especially on ergos) for the sake of him winning a pennant. Rowing coaches usually sit in tinnies rigged up while watching his crew freeze to death for pleasure.
The rowing coach wants us to come get on the water at 4 tomorrow
by Robert john April 26, 2015
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coach hamilton

The father you wish you had. He’s the best teacher you’ll ever have. He will get you loving your classes again. He teaches to inspire the kids. He’ll coach the wrestling team, but not just in your school. To any kid in the whole state. He’ll will push you to be the best you, you can be. He’s always under funded, so he spends his money and time helping anyone who needs it. If you take away bus drivers for kids, he will pay to get he’s CDL, and drive them for free. He never has enough time but always gets everything done. He’s quite and doesn’t do things to get credit or validation. He dose them because he’s an amazing person.
Oh, that’s coach Hamilton, everyone should try to be half the man he is.
by Name_names April 5, 2023
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coach dooly

A horrible person that will rip your soul to shreds if you forget to wear your school id, or decide to where your hoodie to school.
Oh yeah man, I didnt wear my id and I got dooled by coach dooly.
by YoungDaggerDickJuuler October 23, 2018
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Coach Z

1.) Some guy with a funny accent that just isn't cut out to say the word 'job'.
2.)A coach--or so we think--from another country, who sleeps in the locker room and coaches Homestar Runner and his friends at no particular sport.
3.)A rare specimen--Usually has a white head that moves when it talks, that also includes two eyes and a purple hat. Has green body and a large emblum displaying the letter 'Z' near the waist.
1.)Coach Z: "Oh, jeez...I'm just not cut out to say the word JOREARGB. How am I ever gonna face the boys at practice tamarro?"
2.)I wonder if Coach Z will say the word 'job' right at practice today?
3.)I saw Coach Z walking down the street last week.
by homestar fan July 15, 2003
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cum coach

a person you go to when horny yo make you cum right before having sex.
“dude I lasted so long with Cassidy last night
“how did you do that bro?
“I used Abbie as my cum coach right before so I lasted all night
by Simpgod42069 May 6, 2020
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Coach Crush

It's an intense love of one's personal trainer. Often shown when working out with one's wife or husband.
Beatrice: "Boy, Ralph's a real hunk. He's the best personal trainer I know. I think I have a bit of a Coach Crush."

June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."

Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 29, 2010
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