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Christian

The most thoughtful,caring,annoying, yet cutest guy. He will never turn his back on you he will stay by your side a good kisser. Big package. He always makes you laugh when your feeling down. If he doesn't seem happy comfort him there's a reason. If you lose him you'll regret it.
"I love me some Christian"
"Did you see Christian today he look cute as always"
by Samantha2012 November 5, 2016
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Christian

The worst/best friend if you think about it. Sucks ass at basketball.
Bro Christian is so trash.
by a242t4g,mrbmwnkern t November 5, 2019
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Christian

1) an often misused and misunderstood term due to people who have taken on that name and acted like total holier-than-thou jerks and really dont know dont care and dont live what this word means which

2) in reality is someone who has asked Jesus to be the boss of their life, believes that he was fully dead for 3 days and was resurected, and IS alive.
1) hey bob just lectured tom because he cussed he is such a christian
2)the person who will sit with the new kid and will be an encouragement to all those who coe in contact with this person
by ChristianChick<3 September 7, 2010
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Christian

A name given to a gay boy, Christian one who sucks cheese dick for free, a Slave that walks freely but is a cum dump.
“Where’s Christian?”

Christian is getting cummed dump for the 6th time today
by Ast585 March 24, 2019
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Christian

A girl's or guy's name.
Darryn-Dude, look at that fine chick over there!
Brad- Woaaah, yep. That's Christian.
by Madddy B October 8, 2009
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Christian

A person that has a relationship with God and is NOT afraid to show it. Chrisitanity is NOT a religion. The word "Christian" was made up for the followers of Jesus Christ. Anyone that follows Jesus whole-heartedly is a Christian. Some people think that it is a religion, but that is a common misunderstanding. Catholic is a religion, Baptist is a religion, Mormon(sp?) is a religion, etc.

People often relate Christians as judgmental hypocrites that bug everybody about God. This is also not true. A true Christian will NOT judge people, but offer to guide them and minister to them; like a mentor. We know that we are not perfect, but we have been fogiven by a God who is. We strive to be as much like Jesus as we can, but we know that we will not be just like him.

Most people think that they have to do certain things to get into Heaven; this is also not true. All you have to do for your name to be in the Book of Life is love God with all of you heart and follow the guidelines set in the Bible. Ministering to others is another thing that will help you get there. God wants us to spread his word and love.

Another thing that people think of when they think of Christianity is a Bible pusher. Everyone makes mistakes, so do NOT quote the Bible to me if you do not take the time to read it yourself. People often make fun of Christians because they are "super religious" this is not a nice thing. I am NOT in a religion...I am in a relationship.
Jimmy: Hey dude, where were you last night, there was a mad awesome party last night!

Jonsey: I was at church...yo

Jimmy: (grimaces) You're a Christian?

Jonsey: Yeah

Jimmy: So you're like super religious?

Jonsey: No, I'm in love

Jimmy: (confused)
by ServantofChrist March 29, 2009
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Christian

A gay bitched whose a whore likes to suck dick and act gay
A fagget named Christian asked a guy if he wanted to suck his dick
by BigBadDeeznuts May 20, 2015
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