Chode-Floss

1: (noun) A drying device, e.g: a towel, used in the act of chode-flossing.

2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.

E.G: (v)
A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
B: Why do you think that?
A: There's red pubes all over it!
B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.

E.G: (n)
A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.

by Razor Bear September 28, 2008

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Chode Rage

The point in which you get so aggrivatingly horny and someone is around so you cannot relieve yourself. Hense making you very grumpy and easily angered.

Ben: Get the F*** out of my house!
Josh: Damn dude chill with all the chode rage!

by The Crusty nut February 20, 2009

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chodeinator

someone who uses a chode to dominate others. particularly people who do not have chodes.

"dude stop it man!" "It hurts!" "Then say it". "Fine your a CHODEINATOR".

by therock20 July 31, 2009

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chode mode

Wasting time on distractions. Not achieving or learning anything. Acting like a self-centered, self-indulged child resisting the transition to adulthood.

I've been in chode mode for a solid two years now. Well, time to change.

by Jay Dillaaaaa May 12, 2014

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Charde

Charde is one of the most gorgeous people in the world, men stop and stare, she is only one in a billion and such a true rare friend.

Will be the most incredible kind and caring mother and an even better lover

Everyone that knows her knows she is no time waster and only speaks true words and is one not to take for granted

Charde is invincible

by Katerina 1991 April 4, 2018

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