choad master

Someone who has mastered sucking choads

Nick Cline from longmeadow, massachusetts is the ultimate choad master.

by cookie stealer April 23, 2003

Choad Burglar

Basically someone who burgles choads

"Hey marcus what are you doing?"
"Shhh Im just burgling this guys choad"

by Westinator December 1, 2004

choad jockey

An asshole who deserves to spend his time riding or jockeying choads.

That guy is such a choad jockey.

by The Real Cooney July 25, 2006

choad chizzler

A choad chizzler is someone who is attempting to get fucked from behind, mostly a fag, is not getting hit in the ass, but rather missing the hole, resulting in ramming the piece of skin located between the sack, and the ass hole.

Last night I was with my boyfriend Ricardo, trying to get fucked. He was missing the hole, so I looked back and called him a choad chizzler!

by kevin huey April 17, 2007

choad lint

this is the little pieces of lint and debris that hang in the pubic hair right below your choad. choad lint often results because of wearing wool or cotton boxers or briefs,

GOD DAM! I am so fucking sick of picking this fucken choad lint out of my ass!

by m0n3y maker October 13, 2006

choad baby

noun, insult: a person who was conceived as a result of semen dripping from a ladys bottom across the perinium (choad) and into the vagina.

Rocco always made sluts shower after bareback anal for fear of a choad baby should they remain lying sobbing where they had just been violently raped for a few hundred bucks.

by wasp suicide bomber August 26, 2006

choad smuggler

i.e. george bush

george bush is a choad smuggler

by Anonymous October 21, 2003