Choads ahoy

expression

when a choad is sighted.

She pulled down his pants and cried "Choads ahoy!" at the ridiculousness she saw.

by Sanger July 01, 2005

Floppy Choad

Floppy choad means being dumb or uncoordinated.

Woah! did you see that kid try to catch that ball? He is such a floppy choad.

by T.Nasty October 19, 2008

surface choad

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.

Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!

by Bob October 04, 2003

team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.

Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.

by Joey April 05, 2005

Ass Choad

Any excrement with a diameter greater than the length of the turd itself.

I thought I was constipated, but then I realized I just had to pass a killer ass choad.

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

Team Choad

A group of Leet bloggers OWNING ignorant, hypocritical, religious fundamentalist, HTML prone morons on Xanga.

Team Choad hacks your Xanga.

by Dustin Chander April 07, 2005

choad warrior

1. A person who shamelessly takes food, drinks or favors. May or may not involve asking. More severe than mooch

That choad warrior drank all my Dr. Pepper!

by suncrush March 10, 2005