by Cheeweer October 01, 2019
He is really short. He is nice at first but ratty behind your back. He has two pet rats that he makes have sex so he can beat his dick. He is very similar to a Chad. His proud achievement is that he ate out banana man. He smells like cheap cologne. His weapon of choice is calling people queer.
by PlumbusWumbus June 25, 2017
The one person who would never leave you for anyone because he will love you no matter what. He is the cutest person ever and will tell you how beautiful you are everyday. He will always cuddle you and want to be near you. He is the best boyfriend someone could ask for. you will fall in love with him instantly. Although he does have a dark side.He is often the most broken person you could ever meet, he usually suffers years of mental abuse or loss. You'll want to keep a close eye on him because he is most likely insane. He is the kind of person who you never want to leave because you will never find anybody else like him. If you get yourself a Chandler you should never let them go because you will never find somebody better than him.
by RoxySixJackson March 05, 2020
The act of dating one's partner for an extremely long time, only to propose after decades. A comparatively brief engagement ensues, the wedding happening so soon after that many of the guests don't have time to bring a gift.
by Heater Beater October 09, 2019
A bloke that originates from Northern Ireland. You would typically find him in his natural habitat: tinder. However, there have also been sightings of this type of man on Facebook, usually around five years or so before being spotted on the famous dating app. Key characteristics includes: a peng face, the ability to get free food from Greggs (reasons as to why this is the case is still unknown to this day), being good with his hands (solely due to being an electrician and no other reason whatsoever), and having the complete inability to tolerate spicy food (not even mild). Like many other species, Chandler keeps his own gene pool alive by attracting "mates". One way in which he does this is by typically using the phrase "Do you want to be my girlfriend?" via Snapchat.
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