Cat

A nickname used for people who act like a cat. Meaning they stare a lot, only come to you when they need you, or lack social skills. It is a nickname often used disrespectfully towards people who suffer with Asperger's Syndrome.

The cat is hungry again.

I hate it when the cat just sits there and does nothing.

I wonder what the cat's thinking.

by EmotionalComputer July 15, 2010

Cat

An internet superstar.

kitty meme lolcats

by Alicetehstoopidvampire October 15, 2009

Cat

Not a dog. See alabama hot pocket.

Jerry: Hey, that creature has 4 legs and a tail! But what is it...
Larry: A cat.
Jerry: What's that?
Larry: Not a dog.

by Blinklad August 20, 2008

Cat

The devil's minions.

Stupid cat it set my house on fire for the fifth time. I must kick him to the curve.

by IhateCATSwithApassion June 19, 2010

Cat

It’s a Chinese monkey that pisses on ur laptop

I have an annoying cat

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

Cat

Cat is a food, which can be eaten during Thanksgiving, if you are broke to get turkey, you can have cat! It's delicious, have eaten it before. Cats are more delicious than dogs.

Hey son do you want to eat Cat?

by DingSingSong March 11, 2021

Cat

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT THE DEFINITION OF CATS YOU STUPID FUCK?

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT CATS ARE

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafuck March 26, 2017