Carys-- otherwise known as Cazz, tends to be what you would call, "A right plonker". If you ever feel threatened by one, do not fear. They will hastily retreat if you call up a fast-food chain restaurant and start ordering within 5 metres. She thinks she can read every thought in your mind when actually she's only listened to two podcasts on psychology while she wasn't even paying attention. The mating call of a Carys can only be described as terrifying, as she will scream "Harvey!", followed by more wining and possible assault.
Carys' catchphrase: "Don't be dumb" Said while doing something dumb herself
Carys' catchphrase: "Don't be dumb" Said while doing something dumb herself
by rhysmorgan April 28, 2020

An unusual man of mystery and intrigue. He may or may not be white as fudge, and probably also wears portholes. He definitely went to marine corps bootcamp, and probably was a nerd beforehand and probably still is. An all around "good guy."
by Ribbit1234 June 4, 2021

by Brucejackemoff1 November 21, 2021

A fucking hot ass bitch that you would fuck at all cost. This girl is so sexually attractive that you would turn your dick inside out if you ever saw her.
by Yes papi October 21, 2018

Cari is super funny. Has alot of love and passion also is loyal. He is fun to be around and the sweetest person you’ll ever meet, he stays with a best friend and is really pretty, he has alot of smart and feelings. Cari has a smile that can brighten up a room. As i said he is a angel, an angel that was sent down to brighten up peoples days with his beautiful face and to make those smile when having a bad day he is the best guy in the world. One that I will always love. His beauty is one that is unmatched from any other person in the world. He is not only all of these things but also a friend you can trust.
by Written anonymously. November 23, 2021

Caris is one hell of a friend. Being friends with caris is like a roller coaster. They are really bright they want to be and they can change their mood in a second. Make sure to not say anything dumb to a Caris. She can be dry when texting but all of a sudden become the most aggressive texter ever. Caris will never have a good morning so dont even bother saying it. Her face says that she doesn't care about anything but in reality, she listens to every detail and she probably cares the most. You will never see a true Caris until you become close to one. Caris' really like to say inappropriate jokes. They are nice to you when you don't know them that well so don't get to close. They are really quiet usually but in reality, they are like school bells. Caris' are really fun to be next to and though they rarely smile, when they do, you can do nothing but feel true happiness. Whenever she's in a bad mood the only thing you want to do is stay quiet or her stare will rip your eyes to pieces. They love food. Their favorite place in the world would be their bedroom.. One thing Caris' always say is "I wanna go home". Never make eye contact during this time. Overall Caris' are great to grow close to and they will always have something surprising you didn't know about them.
by Deezybreezy November 24, 2021

While your in Pennsylvania working on an oil rig, getting pounding in the ass by a a guy that looks like your ex co worker in your queen size bed, he pulls out and nuts on your face and follows it with a golden shower.
by Imwaldo August 23, 2022
