Cafeterrhea

n. Diarrhea induced by eating food from a cafeteria, particularly school or work cafeterias.

Person A: What's for lunch?
Person B: I dunno.
Person A: Cafeteria again?
Person B: I'll pass. I had cafeterrhea all last night.
Person A: How about lunch buffet at El Pollo Chipotle across the street?
Person B: Alright, I'll settle for quesarrhea.

by 0ps July 29, 2010

Carfella

Sexual position where you open the drivers door of a Cadillac, the girl keeps her hand on the seat and you bang her from behind. When you are done, you step back, and you slam the door on her head.

Guy 1 - "Did you hit that?"

Guy 2 - "I didn't want to see her again, so I gave her the Carfella"

by Crazy Shits June 16, 2011

caffeine hangover

When you've drunk so much caffeine that you become mildly to moderately dehydrated, resulting in a sensation similar to a hangover.

Caffeine, like alcohol, is a diuretic (a substance that makes you pee a lot), and much of the "hangover" symptoms -- nausea, vomiting, headache, dizziness, etc. -- are a result of being dehydrated.

The best way to avoid getting a caffeine (or alcohol) hangover is to not only limit your intake of caffeine or alcohol, but to also drink plenty of water, or better yet sports drinks like Powerade or Propel, to keep yourself hydrated while you party. You may look like a dork doing it, but you'll fare a lot better than your friends will in the morning.

Sports drinks are also the best and quickest hangover cure because they not only hydrate you, but replenish your electrolyte balance as well.

Jim had to stay up late last night for the Halo tournament, so he drank nothing but Full Throttle. I drank just as many cans, but I also drank a bottle of lemon Propel in between. He got the caffeine hangover, but I feel ready for another round.

by RDemonsBane March 28, 2009

caffeine pills

Pills that contain caffeine that are usually in amounts of 200mg and shouldn't be taken in large doses and also should NOT be snorted as even low doses have the possibility of stopping your heart and will also hurt your nose because of the filters and shit in the pill. Orally and snorting give the same effects anyway so its not worth it. If you need to take over 800mg to feel an effect maybe you should take a tolerance break.

Yo I just ingested 800mg worth of caffeine pills and I'm awake as fuck and have to take the largest shit of my life.

by A$AP DAVE May 4, 2016

Cafe Hoop

The feminist co-op at Wellesley College, located in the basement of the Wang Campus Center. It's basically a hipster feminist lesbian sorority where you can buy expensive mediocre food, but worth it because the Hoopies are all so hot. You basically have to be a cool hot lesbian to work there. Initiation involves carrying a large hoop around everywhere for a week, which is not hazing because it's fucking awesome. Tampons hang from the paint-splattered walls and pictures of boobs are everywhere. It instills in men an instinctual fear -of strong powerful beautiful women who are not interested!

-Oh my god, I have such a girl crush on that chick
-Her? Everyone's got a crush on her, she works at Cafe Hoop.

by ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm March 14, 2011

CaffeineLounge

CaffeineLounge is a great dAmn chat room. It has a bot, a .tk shortcut, and probably an insane guy. It was founded in late August of 04 by TheArcticBanana, referred to affectionately as Tab. Tab had a dream. He wanted to make a chat free from opression and spammers. He wanted to corral up all the sugarhighs and pack them in a box of gray. He hired chocolate-neko (Food-cat), j2n4me (j2), and Lil-Kris06 (Kris) to assist him (among others). Eventually, Atrocity-of-Life (Aol) joined the staff.

CaffeineLounge has set many milestones. In November, operator j2n4me (with the help of others) created the first animutation in a format besides Flash. In December, CaffeineLounge had broadcasted a holiday webcast, before every other chat.

CaffeineLounge continues to thrive today, serving as a home away from home for the cool and insane, and a place of hard work that never ends for its operators. Either way, you should go visit it today.

/join #caffeinelounge
> Hey guys! I like caffeine too!
> I won't spam, and will respect the authority of operators.
> I may post a fun link for all to see.
> I now accept Aol's invitation to view a link, press a shortcut, or type a bot command, and am thrown out of the room.
/join #caffeinelounge
> I have rejoined.
> Now I must go.
/part #caffeinelounge

by j2n4me February 27, 2005

cafeteria nazi

a lunch lady at Elk Grove High School that serves you bad food, gives you a hard time, demands exact change, or trys to charge you for napkins. They are scheming to take over the world, led by the one with short black hair that look like Moe from the Three Stooges.

Run before they see you leaving through the entrance!

by Notoriously M.A.V. June 1, 2005