Bud we're in the Windy City, my letty is getting blown around like my horn was last night. I need a salad cover to contain this flowage from flying off my cranium.
by kenny chezney April 15, 2022
Get the Salad Covermug. when one cannot find a condom you go into the kitchen retrive saran wrap. cover ones cock with said wrap lube up and proceed to get laid.
joe-"hey man i just got laid by becky last night!"
troy-"oh snap i heard its good but shes got somethin man..."
joe-"its all good bro i grabbed some saran wrap and made a slip cover"
troy-"oh snap i heard its good but shes got somethin man..."
joe-"its all good bro i grabbed some saran wrap and made a slip cover"
by da mayan October 2, 2010
Get the slip covermug. When a guy puts his balls to another guys asshole and removes them repeatedly, kind of like a wrecking ball, but more like covering and uncovering a manhole.
Friend 1: Dude I swear those guys are covering the manhole when they are alone.
Friend 2: Ugh dude I can't get that image out of my mind...
Friend 2: Ugh dude I can't get that image out of my mind...
by thesunroom May 28, 2014
Get the Covering the Manholemug. When a person is embarrassed or does not want to be seen buying something in public, so they buy one or more things to cover up that purchase.
"Dude, why do you have this car magazine and teen life?"
"It was my cover buy when I bought this month's issue of hustler.."
"Why did you get new shampoo and a razor? The old ones are fine!" "I had to buy another 30-pack of extra large tampons so I used it as my cover buy.."
"It was my cover buy when I bought this month's issue of hustler.."
"Why did you get new shampoo and a razor? The old ones are fine!" "I had to buy another 30-pack of extra large tampons so I used it as my cover buy.."
by Ghost-faced thriller June 4, 2009
Get the Cover Buymug. "A Cover Is Not The Book so open it up and take a look,"
"Under the covers one discovers that the king may be a crook,"
"Under the covers one discovers that the king may be a crook,"
by Lucyiscoming August 14, 2021
Get the a cover is not the bookmug. by lafonda shananay April 6, 2008
Get the pencil covermug. Cover Mamas are females that say things like Oh That was meant for everyone else not just to you or No one asked you. they basically think they’re cool and are always right
Leah: * Send a party invitation*
Tim: By the way im not coming to the party this saturday
Leah: The message is for everyone not just YOU!
Tim: Shut up Leah your such a Cover mama you keep using phrases like That was meant for every one
Leah: NOBODY ASKED
Tim: By the way im not coming to the party this saturday
Leah: The message is for everyone not just YOU!
Tim: Shut up Leah your such a Cover mama you keep using phrases like That was meant for every one
Leah: NOBODY ASKED
by Trojan November 4, 2019
Get the Cover Mamamug.