cover beer

the beer you carry around, but don't drink, to ensure that no one else offers you another; usually when you've "had enough"

Person: How did you manage not to get trashed like everyone else last night?

You: I had my cover beer around the end of the night.

Or

Friend: How about another beer?

You: Nah, cover beer.

by USANZ September 7, 2009

slip cover

when one cannot find a condom you go into the kitchen retrive saran wrap. cover ones cock with said wrap lube up and proceed to get laid.

joe-"hey man i just got laid by becky last night!"
troy-"oh snap i heard its good but shes got somethin man..."
joe-"its all good bro i grabbed some saran wrap and made a slip cover"

by da mayan October 2, 2010

Salad Cover

Another term for a hat. Covers your hair(salad).

Bud we're in the Windy City, my letty is getting blown around like my horn was last night. I need a salad cover to contain this flowage from flying off my cranium.

by kenny chezney April 15, 2022

pencil cover

noun
a condom for a pencil aka a penis

lets get pencil covers on our way home from 7 11

by lafonda shananay April 6, 2008

a cover is not the book

A cover is not the book is a song by Emily Blunt. Its from Mary poppins returns.

"A Cover Is Not The Book so open it up and take a look,"
"Under the covers one discovers that the king may be a crook,"

by Lucyiscoming August 14, 2021

slut cover

Similar to a pump cover at the gym, a slut cover is a piece of clothing (e.g. cardigan, shirt, jacket) worn over a revealing outfit for warmth or extra coverage.

“I’m going to wear this cropped cardigan as a slut cover tonight”

by 38599 June 7, 2023

cover socks

The torn socks that you wear over holidays socks because you have no normal pairs left, and don't want to look foolish wearing Christmas socks at Easter.

My cover socks saved me from looking like a bag wearing pumpkin socks at my wedding.

by Kaje Willliams March 10, 2014