cheerio

1/28th of a forehead roughly 1/4th of an inch.

Ex: Bro that pen is like 5 cheerios long.

by Ask4bacon April 15, 2020

Cheerio

he is made out of cheerios

ummm cheerios

by peer editing October 20, 2020

Frosted Cheerio

To ejaculate on your sex partners ass as to make the anus look like a cheerio with frosting coating it. Then you proceed to eat the "cheerio."

"Donna called in sick this morning, so we shared a frosted cheerio."

by diesel313 September 23, 2012

Cheerio Ripper

Someone who rips an asshole

Federico is Hauvey's cheerio ripper forever and ever <3

by Dirty_Jew_69er December 4, 2012

Love Cheerio

An Anus or Asshole. Ground zero for butt hole pleasures.

Steve poured his man milk into Patti's love cheerio. The breakfast of champions.

by Jaxel Bros January 16, 2013

Cheerio Landmind

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmind. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

by tpwhite49 August 23, 2012

Used Cheerios

Boxed cereal that has already been opened and sold by third party distributors (like ebay). Often contaminated during transportation, usually by urine or other waste products.

Found used Cheerios on ebay for $1.99 instead of $8.99 new, but it tasted like Cheerios and piss....

by Billiam 69 January 7, 2024