A rare instance where you meet up with a girl and she consists of lips dryer than a Popeyes biscuit. She then proceeds to give you head as the small cracks of scab shavings fall onto the tip of your dick like Cheerio dust.
Damn bro, Nina gave me the driest fucking head I’ve ever had. Dryer than the Sahara dessert. That shit was so dry I’d go as far as to call it Cheerio Head. Her alien titties sure as hell didn’t make up for anything either.
by SkuhLover69 May 27, 2025
The hip hip Cheerios gang was founded in late 2020. A gang of mediocre personalities consisting of Aicila, Habih, Ilajna, Yithurrush, Inele, and Hayak. This gang was known to share memes-that’s it. Take years to plan one outing and ions to decide on a movie genre. They are the reality in the “expectation vs reality” meme. The gang is sweet and omg so qUiRkY! Everyone in the gang is unique, there is only one leader and it’s Shrek. He comes to check up on the group once every 100 years. Fun fact the hip hip Cheerios gang originally formed in 2018 but was reformed due to sussy behaviour in the previous chat.
by Yimmi October 17, 2021
A leathery cheerio is another word for the abused and aged anus of a woman. Or now a days also for a man.
by Sinning saint December 15, 2017
(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.
by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017
leather cheerio is when a girl gives you anal sex at a poker table and at the end stabs you knee with a knife
by sanxity June 07, 2019
by archy the cockroach November 13, 2021
Doo Doo Cheerio = Booty Hole
Dude 1: Hey how was that chick last night.
Dude 2: Bro she was wild, bitch was asking me to eat that Doo Doo Cheerio!
Dude 1: ... well... did you?
Dude 2: Homie you know breakfast my favorite meal.
Dude 2: Bro she was wild, bitch was asking me to eat that Doo Doo Cheerio!
Dude 1: ... well... did you?
Dude 2: Homie you know breakfast my favorite meal.
by McCheerios December 12, 2020